Waking up on the wrong side

Ashwin Goyal

Apr 15, 2024

"We've lost sight of our goals and our unity," the boss announced after waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

Eye rolls and sighs filled the room.

"Oh, here we go again," someone muttered under their breath.

"Another load of BS incoming," a colleague whispered.

Employees started packing their bags, frantically searching for their belongings.

"I'm outta here!" one exclaimed, rushing towards the door.

"Every man for himself!" another shouted, pushing past coworkers.

Empathizing

"Walk a mile in my shoes," she said. "Then talk." "Try running a marathon in mine first, then talk," he retorted. "Climb a mountain in high heels. Then talk." "Swim across an ocean in cement shoes. Then talk."

Offering recognition

"We'll give you a raise and more vacation," the boss said. "That's it?" "Better health benefits, too," the boss added. "That's it?" "A company car and expense account," the boss offered. "That'