Taking a medical leave

Ashwin Goyal

Apr 12, 2024

Hey,

Can't make it tomorrow. Head's exploding. Puked. It's everywhere.

Pretty sure I'm dying, but I'll try not to haunt the office kitchen. Sorry for being a waste of space and salary.

Send thoughts and prayers.

Preparing for an interview

He spent days glued to his computer, absorbing every fact about the company. He practiced answering questions until he could do it in his sleep. When the online interview finally arrived, he logged in, confident and ready to impress. Then, as the interviewer's face appeared on the screen,

Agreeing vehemently

"Alright, listen up everyone! I've got an incredible idea that will take our company to the top!" "Oh, hell yeah! What he said!" "Right... so, about the implementation timeline..." "We'll crush it!" "And what about the budget.