Swapping desks

Ashwin Goyal

Aug 21, 2024

"Uh, that's my desk."

"Actually, we use a hot desk system."

"But I always sit here."

"I booked it for today."

"THAT IS MY DESK! BE GONE, YOU DESK USURPER!"

Writing great copy

"What's wrong with it?" "I don't know. It just doesn't have a vibe." "What's a vibe?" "I don't know. It's a single word of copy." "It says 'Send.

Bragging

Pay is excellent, benefits even better. Office is like a luxury spa. Coffee machines that brew the perfect cup, beanbags in every corner, a gym, nap pods. But there is no hoodie. I asked HR, thinking maybe they’d forgotten. They just said, "Oh, we don’t do company