Suggesting crazy ideas

Ashwin Goyal

Aug 26, 2024

"Give me ideas, people—the crazier, the better."

“So, what if we launch our next product… into space?” someone suggested, barely keeping a straight face.

“Wow, I love it.”

Confidence growing, they continued, “Ooh, and we crash it back onto Earth as a meteor, then ‘discover’ it in a dig site, claiming it’s alien technology we’ve reverse-engineered.”

"APPROVED!"

Reading regularly

“I’ve got worlds inside me. Imagination. Depth. Remember?” the book whispered, hopeful. His phone buzzed again, flashing with bright images, colorful notifications, and catchy sounds. “Look at me! I’ve got everything—memes, videos, likes!" The book sighed, its pages limp. “Ugh, whatever. I can’t compete with

Expecting a bonus

“You know, discretionary means I don’t have to pay it, right?” He stared, “But... it's an expected discretionary bonus.” "Can you unexpect it?" "No chance in hell."