Sticking to the script

Ashwin Goyal

May 8, 2024

"I've got this. Every question they could possibly throw at me, I've got a bulletproof answer ready to go. Stick to the script, stay on message. I’m primed, polished, and ready to shine."

“So, instead of diving into the usual questions, I’d love to start with something a bit different.”

"Wait, what? No, no, no, this isn’t how it’s supposed to go."

Sleeping on time

"Tonight I sleep at 9," he declared with a yawn, fully intending to follow through. But as midnight rolled around, there he was, still wide awake, finding out the answer to a very important question, "Can goats understand each other when they bleat, or is it just

Lacking humility

"Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, you lack humility?" she asked. "Me? Lack humility?" he scoffed. "I'm the most humblest person that's ever existed. I'm practically the God of modesty."