Soldiering on

Ashwin Goyal

Mar 14, 2024

"We're screwed. The deadline is almost here, and I don't know what to do. Help me out here," said the first guy.

"Dude, what if we break the project down into smaller tasks and divide them up? Or maybe we can ask for an extension on the deadline, give ourselves a little more breathing room," the second guy replied, his voice determined. "Look, it's not gonna be easy. We're gonna have to put our backs into it and pull some all-nighters, but if we work together and stay focused, maybe we can salvage this thing."

The first guy shrugged, "So, what you're really saying is, let's pin it on someone else and wash our hands of all responsibility?"

Hoarding domains

"I was thinking, what if we start a business that rents out goats for lawn mowing?" "I have a domain for that." "And then, a service where clowns deliver your pizza." "I have a domain for that too." "Also, a gym

Setting a human alarm

"Listen, man, no matter what I say tomorrow morning, you have to wake me up. I'll probably try to get out of it, saying I'm too tired or whatever, but don't let me. I'll even say 'I know what I