Retiring very early

Ashwin Goyal

Apr 3, 2024

"I'm so stressed," he said.

"Rest comes after retirement," she replied.

"I can't sleep at night."

"Sleep comes after retirement," she insisted.

"I'm unhappy."

"Happiness comes after retirement," she continued.

He felt a sudden pain in his chest.

"You're almost there," she encouraged.

He collapsed, clutching his heart.

Being a nuisance

She complained about the noise from his apartment. He turned down the volume, but she still heard it. He stopped the music entirely, but she still heard it. He stopped walking around, but she still heard it. He packed his bags and moved out, but she still heard it. As

Conducting a survey

"Excuse me, could you answer a few questions for a survey?" "A survey? What's the cost?" "It's free!" "Free? What's the catch?" "No catch, I assure you. Just a simple questionnaire." "I know