Releasing an update

Ashwin Goyal

May 15, 2024

"QA, all good?" she asked, cursor hovering over 'Deploy.'

"Green across the board," he confirmed confidently.

"Design?"

"Ready to roll."

"And Product?"

"Let's make history."

With a nod, she clicked. As the screen went black and everything went to shit, she blurted, "Who signed off on this?"

Doing a ref check

"Hello, I'm calling to discuss the reference for the candidate who recently interviewed with us." "Ah, yes. He told me you'd call. Said to paint him in bold, brilliant colors." "And how would you describe his work ethic?" "He

Checking out

“Can you review this doc?” “Approved.” “What do you think about the new policy?” “Aligned.” "Quit?" "What gave it away?"