Receiving flowers

Ashwin Goyal

Jul 14, 2024

"Flowers? For me? How sweet!"

Minutes passed. They exchanged glances. "So... now what? Do we just let them die?"

"Pretty much."

Receiving a gift

"Thanks for the gift! Honestly, I'd never have bought it myself." "You don't like it?" "It's not that. I'm glad you got it, actually." "Why?" "Because I now have solid proof of why

Owning Bircks

"They're Birks." "What's a Birks?" "Prepare your jaw because I'm about to swing, you blasphemous bitch."