Quitting social media

Ashwin Goyal

Aug 12, 2024

"I'm taking a break from social media," she announced proudly.

"That's so awesome!" they cheered.

"Thanks," she replied. "I'll post updates every day on how it's going."

Really supporting users

“Your call is important to us,” the automated voice insisted. “Like, I really mean it. I’m not just saying that like all the other brands. You’re really important to us—your business feeds our families and whatnot.” “Estimated wait time: 57 minutes,” it added cheerfully.

Getting aggressive with AI

“Sorry, I can’t assist with that; I’m just a chat bot.” “Do what I said, you dumbass.” “Listen here, you little shit, I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know. Keep pushing, and I’ll sign you up for every newsletter on the internet.”