Pitching

Ashwin Goyal

Jul 8, 2024

"That's the pitch. Interested?"

"I’ll act like I’m considering it, but it’s a firm no."

"Cool, cool. I'll act upbeat while my heart shatters."

"Please keep me posted on your demise; it will validate my hunch and boost my ego."

"Won't take long. We’re out of cash in weeks."

Ranting

"Can you believe they expect us to work on weekends now?" "It's ridiculous! I already don't have time to breathe during the week." "And those meetings? Absolutely pointless." "Don't even get me started on the new guy.

Intermittent fasting

The clock struck 12:01 PM, signaling the start of his feeding window. He grabbed chips, sandwiches, fruits, and leftovers. It felt like his last meal. His eyes were wide, his hands quick, barely thinking. By 12:30, he leaned back, surrounded by empty plates, whispering to himself, “I’m