Picking a username

Ashwin Goyal

“It has to be perfect,” he thought, staring at the screen.

"First name, last name."

System replied, "Already taken."

"First name."

System said, "I appreciate your optimism, but it was taken before you were born."

"First name2."

System replied, "I can give you 4 or 7."

"I hate you."

"Also taken."