Paying bills

Ashwin Goyal

Jun 28, 2024

He sat across from his accountant as she began, "Let's review last month's expenses.”

"Coffee, $60. Lunches, $150. Streaming, $30."

"Okay," he nodded.

"Dinners out, $200. Gym, $50. Miscellaneous, $100."

"Alright."

"Your total is $14,230."

"What the heck, how?"

She shrugged, "Oh, bills use special math."

Being extra nice

“Hi there! Just reaching out to see how you’re doing.” “Fine, thanks. What are you selling?” “Why would you presume I’m selling something?” he asked. “Well, why did you reach out then?” “Just thought you might be interested in improving your lead generation. Have you considered—”

Living like a pleb

"How do you manage without a personal chef?" he asked, genuinely perplexed. She blinked. "I cook my own meals." "But...how do you get the ingredients? You must have a grocery shopper, right?" She stifled a laugh. "I go to the store myself.