Making small talk

Ashwin Goyal

May 3, 2024

"Hi, I'm here to drag out the small talk to avoid the case study as long as possible," he says.

"Alright, I'll play along so I don't seem rude," she replies.

"Really appreciate it. How's your coffee?" he probes.

"Cold, like the prospect of you getting this job," she responds.

Being in the zone

"Check. Done. Next!" "Hell yes, todo list? More like todo-done list!" He adds 'Check off checking things off' to the list. He checks it off. "Take that, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Looking glossy

Section 1: Context you already have Figure 1: Impressive colors, dubious relevance Section 2: Style over substance Footnote: Very tiny font so you don't even attempt it