Making executive decisions

Ashwin Goyal

Jul 24, 2024

"Should we do this or that?" he asked.

"I don't know," she replied. "What do you think?"

"I think... maybe you should make an executive decision."

"Well, my executive decision is to let you decide."

Messing with optimists

"I kept buying, hoping you’d bounce back." "Did I?" the market asked. "No, you didn’t. You just kept falling. I ran out of money." "Aw, you poor thing. All tapped out?" the market teased. "And then you fell even

Feeling dead

"I’m dead," he moaned, lying dramatically in bed. "No, you're not," she replied, rolling her eyes. "I'm serious. My pulse is probably weak." "It's not." "Please tell my family I love them, and if