Looking glossy

Ashwin Goyal

May 4, 2024

Section 1: Context you already have

Figure 1: Impressive colors, dubious relevance

Section 2: Style over substance

Footnote: Very tiny font so you don't even attempt it

Making small talk

"Hi, I'm here to drag out the small talk to avoid the case study as long as possible," he says. "Alright, I'll play along so I don't seem rude," she replies. "Really appreciate it. How's your coffee?

Making a wager

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