Long-term investing

Ashwin Goyal

Jul 18, 2024

"Sell everything! This is it!" he shouted, trembling.

"Seriously? Over 2%? You said-"

"I know what I said! This is the big one!"

"But you were all about long-term stability-"

"Screw stability! I’m not losing everything!"

Ordering babies

"Well, I want a baby. But not the whole pregnancy, sleepless nights, and toddler tantrums." "Exactly, let’s just skip to the part where they're all grown up and self-sufficient." "Perfect! Maybe they can even do our taxes. And cook dinner." "

Watching the ending

"This is it—wait, what? Is that the end?" "No way, they can't leave it like this!" "I need to see the ending!" "I'll pay more, just show me the ending!" The TV spoke back, "How much