Intermittent fasting

Ashwin Goyal

Jul 9, 2024

The clock struck 12:01 PM, signaling the start of his feeding window.

He grabbed chips, sandwiches, fruits, and leftovers. It felt like his last meal. His eyes were wide, his hands quick, barely thinking.

By 12:30, he leaned back, surrounded by empty plates, whispering to himself, “I’m totally in control. Food doesn’t control me.”

Pitching

"That's the pitch. Interested?" "I’ll act like I’m considering it, but it’s a firm no." "Cool, cool. I'll act upbeat while my heart shatters." "Please keep me posted on your demise; it will validate my hunch

Accepting criticism

He leaned in, “You know, accepting criticism is a very important skill.” His colleague nodded. “Well, in that case, your presentation could use some tightening, and your data analysis seems off.” He snapped, “Screw you, bitch.”