Getting admitted

Ashwin Goyal

Jul 22, 2024

“Please admit me, else my insurance won’t cover it.”

“Ma’am, you have a sprained ankle.”

“Well, can you at least make it worse so they’ll cover it?”

Passing the baton

"You're going to be amazing," he told his eldest, handing over a stack of books. "You'll achieve what I never could." His eldest nodded dutifully, handing the same stack to his own child. "You're going to be amazing,"

Messing with optimists

"I kept buying, hoping you’d bounce back." "Did I?" the market asked. "No, you didn’t. You just kept falling. I ran out of money." "Aw, you poor thing. All tapped out?" the market teased. "And then you fell even