Asking for a favor

"Hey."

"Out of the blue. Let me guess, you need a kidney or something?"

"Close, need you to go out of your way to do me a favor."

"What's in it for me?"

"If you don’t, I’ll think less of you. Also, I’ll owe you one."

"Nice, blackmail and bribery. The foundation of a true friendship.”

“So, will you help me?”

“I’ll do the bare minimum, just like the effort you’ve put into this relationship.”

“That’s all I’m asking for. Wouldn’t expect anything less.”

"Great. Catch up soon?"

"No."

"Cool. Let me know if you need more favors."

"Will do. Take care."

"You too. Remember me when you're famous."

"I’ll think about it."