April fooling

Ashwin Goyal

Apr 1, 2024

"I have this amazing idea!" he said. "It's everything I believe in. Imagine a world where we could..."

On and on he went, describing his vision, his hopes, and his dreams, almost out of breath by the time he finished.

She listened quietly. After a brief pause, she suddenly laughed. "Hahaha! Good one! It's an April Fool's joke, isn't it? You got me!"

"Oh, uh, yeah..." he replied. "April Fool's."

Saving money

"Yo, I just scored this sweet coupon for buy-one-get-one-free on these mega packs of ramen noodles. I'm telling ya, a penny saved is a penny earned, bro!" "For real, dude? You're gonna waste your golden years counting coins like some old geezer? Nah,

Being a nuisance

She complained about the noise from his apartment. He turned down the volume, but she still heard it. He stopped the music entirely, but she still heard it. He stopped walking around, but she still heard it. He packed his bags and moved out, but she still heard it. As