Agreeing vehemently

Ashwin Goyal

Apr 13, 2024

"Alright, listen up everyone! I've got an incredible idea that will take our company to the top!"

"Oh, hell yeah! What he said!"

"Right... so, about the implementation timeline..."

"We'll crush it!"

"And what about the budget..."

"We're gonna make it rain!"

"..."

"Actually, why don't you take the lead and share your thoughts with the team?"

"..."

"Me? Oh, uh... well, uh..."

Taking a medical leave

Hey, Can't make it tomorrow. Head's exploding. Puked. It's everywhere. Pretty sure I'm dying, but I'll try not to haunt the office kitchen. Sorry for being a waste of space and salary. Send thoughts and prayers.

Empathizing

"Walk a mile in my shoes," she said. "Then talk." "Try running a marathon in mine first, then talk," he retorted. "Climb a mountain in high heels. Then talk." "Swim across an ocean in cement shoes. Then talk."