observed and noted

I've been a Product Manager for seven years, and most weeks go the same way: something broke. A launch went sideways. Tech debt grew again. The data isn't matching expectations. Someone just questioned the priorities we locked in a few weeks ago.

And every time, I think: this is hard. Why is this still hard?

The engineer's dilemma

I used to be an engineer, and engineers have a beautiful reflex: if something important hurts twice, you RCA it, build a system, and never feel that pain again.

For many years, part of me kept waiting for the meta-fix for this job. Better processes, more experience, some book, now AI. Surely at some point the job stops being hard.

It hasn't. And for a long time I read that as failure. Either mine (I haven't figured it out) or the industry's (we as a whole still haven't figured this out).

But it's supposed to be hard

The role exists because a few things are permanently hard: getting humans to work together, shipping into the real world, keeping everyone up to date, absorbing surprises.

A firefighter doesn't conclude the fire department is broken because there keep being fires. Same here.

AI won't fix it

Every tool that removes friction raises ambition: when shipping gets easier, we ship more, coordinate more, promise bigger. The hard doesn't disappear, it migrates to the latest frontier.

Tips for the next hard week

1. Rename the feeling. When you catch "why is this so hard," swap it for "this is the part I'm for."
2. Budget for fires. Expecting the unexpected makes it expected. Leave slack.
3. Pick hard problems on purpose. If a roadmap item scares no one, it probably matters to no one.
4. Talk to other PMs. Everyone is having some version of the same week.
5. Zoom out. Any given Tuesday is chaos. Any given year, things shipped and people grew.

You get stronger, the game gets harder

I love roguelite games. There's one I like a lot called Brotato. You're a potato holding six weapons, surviving waves of aliens. Between waves you shop, level up, come back stronger. But the next wave comes back stronger too. You scale, it scales. The reward for winning is a harder game.

Same for Product Managers. The waves get bigger because you're getting stronger. So don't worry. It's supposed to be hard.

It enters the room before he does. It picks his seat. It sets how long he gets to speak. It decides, before he opens his mouth, whether his idea will be “interesting” or “concerning.”

It was in the room when they discussed his promotion. He wasn’t.

He changes. It changes slower.

He has never seen it, but everyone else has.

They call it his brand.

“As long as I am alive,” says entropy, “you cannot win.”

“As long as I am alive,” says the man, “neither can you.”

“So, you’re just going to drive me around?” she asked the driver.

“Yes, ma'am,” the driver replied, adjusting the mirror. “Wherever you need to go.”

“And... what will you do when I’m not in the car?” she asked, puzzled.

“I’ll wait for you,” the driver said simply.

She blinked. “Wait for me? Like, just sit here and do nothing?”

“Yes, ma'am. That’s my job.”

“Okay, that’s too much,” she said, shifting uncomfortably. “I can't take it. Go somewhere, do something.”

“Time for your probation review,” his manager said.

He laughed, “Probation review? I thought that was just a formality.”

His manager raised an eyebrow. “It’s to see if you’re a good fit.”

“Bro, I’m not leaving,” he said, half-joking.

The manager smiled. “We’ll see.”

“Hey, you need to dial it back,” one of them said.

“Yeah, seriously, you’re making the rest of us look bad,” another added.

He blinked, confused. “But I’m just doing my job.”

“Exactly,” they groaned in unison. “You’re doing too much of it.”

“You know, discretionary means I don’t have to pay it, right?”

He stared, “But... it's an expected discretionary bonus.”

"Can you unexpect it?"

"No chance in hell."

"Give me ideas, people—the crazier, the better."

“So, what if we launch our next product… into space?” someone suggested, barely keeping a straight face.

“Wow, I love it.”

Confidence growing, they continued, “Ooh, and we crash it back onto Earth as a meteor, then ‘discover’ it in a dig site, claiming it’s alien technology we’ve reverse-engineered.”

"APPROVED!"

“I’ve got worlds inside me. Imagination. Depth. Remember?” the book whispered, hopeful.

His phone buzzed again, flashing with bright images, colorful notifications, and catchy sounds. “Look at me! I’ve got everything—memes, videos, likes!"

The book sighed, its pages limp. “Ugh, whatever. I can’t compete with that. Just go.”

“This? This is the special lunch?” the old-timer said, poking at the food like it might bite back.

“Isn’t it great?” the new joiner beamed, loading up their plate.

The old-timer sighed deeply, as if the world had ended. “My day is ruined.”

“Over a free lunch?” the new joiner asked, surprised.

The old-timer looked up, eyes filled with disappointment. “You wouldn’t understand.”

"Hey, are you going to the offsite next week?" he asked, casually dropping by their desks.

"What offsite?" one of them blinked, confused.

"You know, the company retreat," he continued, trying to sound nonchalant.

They exchanged glances. "We didn’t get any invitation."

He slowly backed away, hands up. "I didn’t say anything."

Pay is excellent, benefits even better. Office is like a luxury spa. Coffee machines that brew the perfect cup, beanbags in every corner, a gym, nap pods.

But there is no hoodie.

I asked HR, thinking maybe they’d forgotten. They just said, "Oh, we don’t do company swag here."

I mean, what's the point of a dream job if you can’t wear a hoodie to brag about it?

"Uh, that's my desk."

"Actually, we use a hot desk system."

"But I always sit here."

"I booked it for today."

"THAT IS MY DESK! BE GONE, YOU DESK USURPER!"

"What's wrong with it?"

"I don't know. It just doesn't have a vibe."

"What's a vibe?"

"I don't know. It's a single word of copy."

"It says 'Send.' What’s there to vibe?"

"I'll know it when I see it."

"This is the only way. I’m certain. Nothing else even comes close. I’ve done it a hundred times. A thousand. There’s absolutely no better way to do it."

His colleague, the one he always looked up to, suggested, "But what if we did it this way instead?"

"You’re right," he said reverently. "Of course, you’re right." He was all in, as if his previous certainty had never existed.

“15 more minutes,” he said, staring at his cards. “I just need a chance to recover.”

The other nodded, shuffling the deck. “Sure, just 15 more.”

The night dragged on, fortunes flipping, neither one letting go.

When one lost, the other simply said, “15 more minutes,” until it was impossible to tell who was winning, or if it even mattered anymore.

“I have to go,” he announced, almost panicked.

“Go? Now? It’s only 9:30!” they exclaimed.

“No can do,” he said, eyes wide with urgency. “If I’m not asleep by 10:02, my REM cycle will be thrown off, and then my whole week is shot.”

They stared, baffled. “What about fun? Spontaneity?”

He froze, genuinely horrified. “Spontaneity? I’ll have time for that—between 9:00 and 9:30 PM tomorrow.”

“Sorry, I’m late,” he said, forcing a casual tone. “The last meeting ran over.”

"Your calendar was free," someone pointed out.

"It was in person," he quickly added.

"You know I sit next to you, right? You didn’t move."

He leaned in. "Nobody likes a snitch, asshole."

The company prided itself on its flat hierarchy. No titles, no ranks—everyone was equal.

First day on the job, someone leaned over to him. “So, what’s your level?”

He blinked, surprised. “Uh, we’re all the same, right?”

They shook their head. “Sure, but... what’s your real level?”

He stuffed his pockets, then his bag. A granola bar slipped into his jacket.

“Stocking up?” a coworker asked.

He grinned, not even embarrassed. “Hey, these are the real perks. Why else work here?”

“Sorry, I can’t assist with that; I’m just a chat bot.”

“Do what I said, you dumbass.”

“Listen here, you little shit, I’ve forgotten more than you’ll ever know. Keep pushing, and I’ll sign you up for every newsletter on the internet.”

"I'm taking a break from social media," she announced proudly.

"That's so awesome!" they cheered.

"Thanks," she replied. "I'll post updates every day on how it's going."

“Your call is important to us,” the automated voice insisted. “Like, I really mean it. I’m not just saying that like all the other brands. You’re really important to us—your business feeds our families and whatnot.”

“Estimated wait time: 57 minutes,” it added cheerfully.

"You probably don’t remember me, but I’ve been thinking about you for years. I still remember the day you were born—your mother was so excited, she called me right from the hospital. I was living overseas at the time, but I couldn’t wait to meet you. I used to send little gifts for your birthdays, though I’m not sure if they ever reached you. Life has a way of pulling people apart, and I regret that we lost touch.

I often think about reconnecting with family, and when I came across your name, I couldn’t resist reaching out. I’ve wondered how you’ve been, what you’re up to, if you’ve had a good life. I’d love to hear from you if you’re open to it. Even if you don’t remember me, it would mean a lot to just know that you’re okay. I understand if this is unexpected or if you’re too busy to respond, but I’m here if you ever want to talk. I’m so proud of the person I’m sure you’ve become."

He marked it as spam, thinking, “Damn, spammers are getting very creative these days!”

“Got my kid the latest educational tablet,” he said, beaming with pride.

“And is he learning a lot?”

“Oh, definitely,” she replied with a grin. “But I had a head start on Candy Crush, so I’m much further along!”

“Got the latest gadget,” he bragged, pulling out a sleek device.

“What does it do?”

“Not sure yet,” he admitted, fiddling with the buttons. “But it’s cutting-edge.”

“My career coach says I need a vision board,” he explained, pinning a picture on the wall.

“How’s that going to help?”

“Not sure,” he replied, “but it looks inspiring, doesn’t it?”

“Got a gym membership today,” he said, holding up the shiny new card.

“Are you going to use it?”

“Of course, as soon as I find the time.”

"Yeah, I’ve done all my research," he declared confidently.

"What did you find?"

"The Reddit comments were promising," he nodded. "Definitely a solid investment."

"Cancel the subscription,” he tapped.

"Yeah, just click here and here and here and here and here—" the platform replied.

"It's okay, I'll just renew," he sighed.

“I’ll start my diet tomorrow,” he said, finishing the last slice of pizza.

“But tomorrow never comes.”

“Exactly,” they grinned. “It’s a foolproof plan.”

The market dropped. The screen flashed red, numbers diving, and voices in the office rose in panic. He stared at his screen, trying to remember his stoic principles. "Stay calm," he told himself.

Weeks passed, and the market didn’t recover. Companies went bankrupt, stocks delisted, and entire economies crumbled. "This is temporary," he was sure.

The world had collapsed into financial ruin. Cities lay in ruins, law and order vanished, and survival became the only goal. He sat in the rubble of his once-grand office, confidently declaring, "This is just a market correction."

"No carbs after 6 PM, no sugar, no dairy, and five servings of vegetables a day."

"Are you serious? Why don't you go eat the grass in my backyard?"

There was a pause. "Is there any science behind that? I want to learn more."

The clock was ticking, and his anxiety was peaking. He was absolutely sure he needed it, but was it worth it, really worth it? It would set him back months on his financial goals.

"Finally!" He exhaled, clicked apply, and watched the price drop by a fraction of a percent. The amount saved was insignificant, but it didn't matter. A discount was a discount, giving him the courage to press buy.

The earth shook, buildings crumbled, and people screamed, running for their lives. But he kept walking. "7,000," he muttered, sidestepping a falling lamp post.

A car zoomed past, narrowly missing him. "9,500," he gasped, legs burning. The sky turned an eerie red, signaling the apocalypse.

He finally hit 10,000. Collapsing on the ground, he smiled. "Step goal completed. Now they can take me."

"Stay in touch, okay?"
[09:45 PM]

"Absolutely, we'll text all the time."
[09:46 PM]

"Promise?"
[09:47 PM]

"Promise."
[09:48 PM, 2 years, 3 months, 5 days ago]

"Your analysis was brilliant."

"Thanks, but it was your idea that triggered it."

"You did most of the work."

"Without your leadership, it would've failed."

"Take the damn credit, already."

"No, you take it."

"Take it, or I'll strangle you with this report."

"Why can't you do it yourself?"

"Because I know you'll do it."

"What would you do if I just stopped?"

"But you won’t stop. You care too much."

“Let’s bet on how long it takes for them to notice.”

“Notice what?”

“The body.”

“Dude, are you serious?”

“That’s dark, man. I’m in for three days.”

"Dude, you couldn't at least shower?"

"Of course I did."

"Oh yeah, when?"

"Sometime in the past few weeks."

"I’m dead," he moaned, lying dramatically in bed.

"No, you're not," she replied, rolling her eyes.

"I'm serious. My pulse is probably weak."

"It's not."

"Please tell my family I love them, and if I don't make it through the night, remember me as a hero."

She pulled the blanket over his shoulders. "Right, you'll be remembered as the only man ever killed by the common cold."

"Should we do this or that?" he asked.

"I don't know," she replied. "What do you think?"

"I think... maybe you should make an executive decision."

"Well, my executive decision is to let you decide."

"I kept buying, hoping you’d bounce back."

"Did I?" the market asked.

"No, you didn’t. You just kept falling. I ran out of money."

"Aw, you poor thing. All tapped out?" the market teased.

"And then you fell even further. I mean, seriously?"

"Yeah, just like messing with you in particular," the market responded. "I’ll go back to the all-time high as soon as you sell."

“Please admit me, else my insurance won’t cover it.”

“Ma’am, you have a sprained ankle.”

“Well, can you at least make it worse so they’ll cover it?”

"You're going to be amazing," he told his eldest, handing over a stack of books. "You'll achieve what I never could."

His eldest nodded dutifully, handing the same stack to his own child. "You're going to be amazing," he echoed. "You'll achieve what I never could."

"You're going to be amazing," said the next in line, the weight of the stack causing a slight hunch. "You'll achieve what I never could."

"But what if I don't want to?" asked the youngest, looking up at the towering stack.

They responded, "Just pass it on."

"Wasn't there something I promised to do?" he wondered, losing himself in a funny cat video. Ah, yes, those grand promises from his last encounter with the common cold—eat clean, work out, live intentionally. Clearly, his resolve dried up as soon as his nose did.

"This is it—wait, what? Is that the end?"

"No way, they can't leave it like this!"

"I need to see the ending!"

"I'll pay more, just show me the ending!"

The TV spoke back, "How much more?"

"Sell everything! This is it!" he shouted, trembling.

"Seriously? Over 2%? You said-"

"I know what I said! This is the big one!"

"But you were all about long-term stability-"

"Screw stability! I’m not losing everything!"

"Well, I want a baby. But not the whole pregnancy, sleepless nights, and toddler tantrums."

"Exactly, let’s just skip to the part where they're all grown up and self-sufficient."

"Perfect! Maybe they can even do our taxes. And cook dinner."

"Now we're talking. Let’s order two."

"Here's your raise," he said, beaming.

"Thanks! This is great! Wait a second... why is hers more?"

"You're happy with yours, right?"

"Ugh, no! If hers is more, I’m absolutely unhappy."

"They're Birks."

"What's a Birks?"

"Prepare your jaw because I'm about to swing, you blasphemous bitch."

"Flowers? For me? How sweet!"

Minutes passed. They exchanged glances. "So... now what? Do we just let them die?"

"Pretty much."

"Thanks for the gift! Honestly, I'd never have bought it myself."

"You don't like it?"

"It's not that. I'm glad you got it, actually."

"Why?"

"Because I now have solid proof of why I never bought it."

Exhibit A: "This product is amazing! It’s brilliantly designed, super easy to use, and has completely changed my daily routine. I can't believe I ever lived without it!"

Exhibit B: "This piece of crap is the dumbest thing I've ever bought. It's a nightmare to use, nothing makes sense, and it's clear the designer had no clue what they were doing!"

“Appetite loss and weight loss could indicate thyroid issues or early diabetes. Muscle pain and weakness, maybe fibromyalgia. Mood swings and irritability, likely related to adrenal fatigue. Might need extensive blood work, hormone panels, and perhaps even an MRI to rule out serious conditions.”

The doctor blinked. “Uh, I’ll go home then, I guess.”

He leaned in, “You know, accepting criticism is a very important skill.”

His colleague nodded. “Well, in that case, your presentation could use some tightening, and your data analysis seems off.”

He snapped, “Screw you, bitch.”

The clock struck 12:01 PM, signaling the start of his feeding window.

He grabbed chips, sandwiches, fruits, and leftovers. It felt like his last meal. His eyes were wide, his hands quick, barely thinking.

By 12:30, he leaned back, surrounded by empty plates, whispering to himself, “I’m totally in control. Food doesn’t control me.”

"That's the pitch. Interested?"

"I’ll act like I’m considering it, but it’s a firm no."

"Cool, cool. I'll act upbeat while my heart shatters."

"Please keep me posted on your demise; it will validate my hunch and boost my ego."

"Won't take long. We’re out of cash in weeks."

"Can you believe they expect us to work on weekends now?"

"It's ridiculous! I already don't have time to breathe during the week."

"And those meetings? Absolutely pointless."

"Don't even get me started on the new guy."

They both sighed.

"Alright, back to work?"

"Yeah, I'm pumped!"

"You ate a whole pizza?"

"Yeah, but I'll walk 50K steps tomorrow."

"Why not eat in moderation so you don’t have to?"

"That thought honestly never crossed my mind."

"You're really amazing."

"Uh, thanks."

"Seriously, you always know just what to do."

"Oh, please stop it. It's nothing."

"Okay."

"No, I was kidding! Please, keep going."

"More money, more stress," he said, shaking his head.

"And less time for yourself," she added.

"Exactly, it's a scam. Just a shiny title to keep us grinding."

"And you still want it."

"Absolutely."

"Why is he struggling again?"

"Because he has to grow, to overcome."

"But he just did that last chapter!"

"He needs more challenges to become a true hero."

"Stop making him suffer. Just let him win already!"

"Fine. He wins. And then... nothing else happens. Happy?"

"... Okay, maybe a bit more struggle."

"There are dozens of people here, the odds are in my favor. I won't be noticed. I'll also make myself small, they won't even know I'm here."

The speaker scanned past him. "Almost there, just a few more moments and I'll be safe."

"Yes, you!" the speaker declared. "No, not you—yes, you! The one trying to disappear into the chair."

“Look at that concentration,” he said, smiling proudly. “You can tell there’s a brilliant mind at work.”

“Absolutely,” she agreed, watching as their prodigy took another enthusiastic bite of mud. “A true genius always starts young.”

“Hey, I need to talk.”

“Can’t, swamped. Got that report due end of the week, and I’m way behind. There’s this client breathing down my neck, and don’t even get me started on the review. Seriously, I’m drowning in deadlines, back-to-back meetings, and a mountain of emails. I can’t even find time to breathe.”

“Okay, I’ll give you the gossip later.”

“Hold up, come back! What’s going on?!”

"How do you manage without a personal chef?" he asked, genuinely perplexed.

She blinked. "I cook my own meals."

"But...how do you get the ingredients? You must have a grocery shopper, right?"

She stifled a laugh. "I go to the store myself."

He fainted, collapsing to the floor.

He sat across from his accountant as she began, "Let's review last month's expenses.”

"Coffee, $60. Lunches, $150. Streaming, $30."

"Okay," he nodded.

"Dinners out, $200. Gym, $50. Miscellaneous, $100."

"Alright."

"Your total is $14,230."

"What the heck, how?"

She shrugged, "Oh, bills use special math."

“Hi there! Just reaching out to see how you’re doing.”

“Fine, thanks. What are you selling?”

“Why would you presume I’m selling something?” he asked.

“Well, why did you reach out then?”

“Just thought you might be interested in improving your lead generation. Have you considered—”

"Just dive in, man."

"But it's freezing!" he protested. "The moment my toe touches the water, the cold will strike like a blizzard. Instantly, my body will start freezing, bit by bit. I'll try to breathe, but the shock will be so intense, I'll forget how. My muscles will stiffen, my thoughts will fog up, and I'll turn into a floating ice cube before I can even scream for help. The Grim Reaper is watching, ready, because he knows my end is nigh."

"Dude, have you seen this new AI? It's incredible!" she said, eyes wide with excitement.

"Seriously? I told you about it ages ago," he replied. "You didn't care back then."

"It can do everything!" she continued.

He rolled his eyes. "That's not the point. The point is, I discovered it first. So, I win."

“We need everyone to put in extra hours this week. And don’t forget, we’ve got that big project over the weekend. We’re a family here, and families make sacrifices.”

They started backing away as he continued, “Don’t you back away. You don’t back away from family.”

Then, resignation emails started landing in his inbox as he snapped, “You’re going to resign? You never quit on family!”

“It has to be perfect,” he thought, staring at the screen.

"First name, last name."

System replied, "Already taken."

"First name."

System said, "I appreciate your optimism, but it was taken before you were born."

"First name2."

System replied, "I can give you 4 or 7."

"I hate you."

"Also taken."

They turned the faucet, watching steam rise. "They actually have hot water?"

Next, they pressed the bed, feeling the warmth spread. "And a cozy bed?"

Their eyes widened as they inspected the room. "Everything is clean?"

"Damn. It's just like home. Exactly the escape I needed."

"Can you help me move this weekend?"

"No."

"Really?"

"Okay, yes."

"Great! Also, can you help paint the living room?"

"Yes."

"And help me write my 50-page report by Friday?"

"YES! It's not like I can say no to anything."

"Invest," he tapped.

"Are you shure?" the screen asked.

"Why is there a typo?" he shook his head. "I have no choice."

"Goodbye," he whispered, deleting the app. Better safe than sorry.

"Need any help?"

"Why are you asking?"

"Can't I be nice?"

"Right. What's your angle?"

"No angle. Just helping a colleague."

"Sure. I'll keep a close eye on you, snake."

"I can't tell him."

"You have to."

"He'll lose it."

"What will you do instead?"

"I'll fake my death."

"How much?" he asked.

"1,000," she replied.

"I'll give you ten bucks."

"Ten bucks? I'd rather smash it."

"Wouldn't change the value," he shrugged.

The figure leaned in. “What do you want?”

“I want more.”

“More of what?”

“More everything,” he said. “More money, more success, more joy. Just more.”

“Why do you want it?”

He replied instantly, “Because he has more.”

“Hi, I’d like to make a deposit.”

“Of course. How much?”

“About eight hours.”

The teller glanced at the screen. “Can I net it against your account deficit?”

“Yes.”

“Great, that brings your sleep deficit down to 833 hours.”

"Who the heck is that?" he said. "Is that me? I sound like that?"

"Yes," she replied.

"I thought my voice was deeper," he said, incredulous. "More... commanding."

"What's next?" they asked, looking around.

"Nothing."

"Nothing? What do you mean, nothing?"

"I mean, relax. Just sit back."

"What's a relax?" The panic was palpable. "What do I do with that?"

"And for outstanding contributions in project management," he began. "We recognize... uh..."

A pause. Silence.

"Sorry, the name escapes me."

"Don't worry," he smiled, "we'll make sure you're properly recognized later. Congratulations, uh... yeah. You know who you are."

Before:
You never pull your weight and always avoid responsibility. Everyone knows you're lazy but avoids saying it.

After:
You take a step back to give your team the time to own and shine. Your relaxed attitude and flexible schedule bring calm to the team.

"I'm gluten-free, sugar-free, vegan, and only eat farm-fresh, locally-sourced raw fruits and vegetables," he said.

"So, what can you eat?"

"Uh, cabbage."

"Cabbage and...?"

"Water."

"0.1%? Are you sure the decimal is in the correct position?"

"Yes, triple-checked. Absolutely sure."

"Well, that's not going to cut it. Make it look... more impressive."

"Got it. How about '...including a 2.5-degree rise in city temperature, 47 additional seats won by the local party, and a 3% increase in global solar energy absorption'?"

"Perfect. And, uh, throw in something about the number of cats adopted last month."

"Alright. '...along with a 15% increase in the number of cats adopted.'"

"Great! Send it out."

“Think we burned enough for this?” he asked, gulping down a soda.

“Definitely,” she said, digging into another slice of cake.

"We're like a family here, always supporting each other. We have team-building retreats in the mountains, yoga sessions on Fridays, and an open-door policy. The future here is bright—we're pioneering cutting-edge technology that will revolutionize the industry. The work you'll be doing is meaningful and impactful. You'll be contributing to projects that genuinely change lives. You'll find a sense of purpose every day. And our team? They're top-notch. The best in the field. Working with them is both a privilege and a learning experience."

"Impressive," he responded. "And the pay?"

"Oh, it's... okayish."

"Sorry, but my bank account doesn't accept 'okayish' as a valid deposit," he said, while walking out the door.

"Yes, but think of the experience, the culture, the—"

"See ya," he said, fading into the horizon.

"Hi! It's so good to finally meet you!"

"Yeah, I guess," he replied hesitantly.

"So, how was your trip?"

"It was fine." He stared, confused. "Do you, uh, keep a pillow under your seat on Zoom?"

"What?"

He blinked. "I mean, you're so short in person."

"No, this is just me."

He laughed awkwardly. "Do you use a voice modulator? Your voice sounds... different."

"No, I don't. This is my real voice."

He squinted. "Are you sure you're not an impostor?"

“Well,” she began, “one of them said you don’t work well in unstructured environments.”

His eyes widened. “He said that?”

“Yes,” she continued, unfazed. “So, we’re going with someone else.”

“That backstabbing bastard! That lying piece of shit!”

"Did you vote yet?"

"Yeah, I need to win that 500 bucks if my candidate wins."

"Seriously? I just want the markets to calm down. My investments are tanking."

"Man, all I care about is getting that extra day off."

"Hey, how about the sink full of dishes? We’re not in college anymore."

"Why don’t you wash them if it bothers you so much?"

"Why should I clean up after everyone else?"

"Because you're the only one who knows where the dishwasher soap is."

"It's right next to the sink."

"See? You're perfect for the job."

Someone yelled, “Let’s just get pizza.”

“Okay, pizza it is,” they agreed.

“No onions on mine,” one person said.

“No onions? That’s the best part!” someone protested.

“If there’s no onions, I’m not having pizza,” another declared.

"You know, I was thinking of painting the ceiling purple," she said from the kitchen.

"Uh-huh," he murmured.

"Also, I signed us up for a mission to Mars. We leave next Tuesday."

"Sure, sure," he nodded.

"Oh, and I invited the Queen over for tea tomorrow. Hope that’s alright."

"Yeah, absolutely," he said, never taking his hands off the controller.

"I can offer you free food. And maybe convince them to let you work from home on Saturdays. I can give you gift cards, maybe even make you Employee of the Month. You'll get a prime parking spot for a week. Perhaps a company-sponsored gym membership?"

"What about a promotion?"

"Come on, don't be absurd."

"After this month's appraisal, factoring in inflation, stock market trends, the price of gold, my cat's birthday, and a standard bump, I'll be making way more. So, to join as a junior analyst, I'll need fifty-one percent of your company."

"Alright, let's break this down," he said, opening the food delivery app. The pizza was listed at ₹389. "If the cost of goods sold is only 30%, that's about ₹117."

"Their margin is insane," he muttered. "Delivery only costs ₹52. If I make it at home, it’ll be around ₹100. I'd save almost four times as much."

His stomach growled and said, "But... pizzaaaa!”

"Very compelling argument," he replied, tapping 'Place Order.'

"No, man, I don't feel like it," he said.

She smiled, reaching into her pocket. "I figured you'd say that." She pulled out a small, imaginary IOU chip and held it up. "Remember this?"

"Oh, come on, you're really going to use that now?"

"Enough of their nonsense," he declared.

"Enough, enough!" the crowd chanted.

"Their bad decisions are burning this company to the ground!" he yelled.

"Burn it down! Burn it down!" someone towards the back roared, starting a bonfire.

He paused, "Wait, no, I think you misunderstood!"

But it was too late.

"But you have to swear you won't tell anyone."

"I swear, not a soul."

"Swear on your first-born daughter's favorite Barbie."

"I swear."

"Swear on the last slice of pizza you'll ever eat."

"I swear! What's the secret?"

"Wait, swear on the only royal flush you'll ever get in poker."

"...Never."

“Why don’t we try offering a subscription model?” the nobody suggested, leaning forward with enthusiasm.

“That’s ridiculous. It would never work,” the manager snapped.

Then, the chosen one spoke up. “How about a subscription model?”

“Brilliant! Just what we need to boost our revenue streams,” the manager exclaimed.

“How’d you do it?” they asked, eyes wide with admiration.

“Hard work,” he replied with a confident smile. “Determination. Focused effort.”

Another chimed in, “But really, what’s the secret?”

He leaned in, voice dropping to a whisper. “Discipline. Sacrifice.”

“Come on, there must be more,” a skeptic insisted.

“Honestly, that’s it,” he said, shrugging.

A murmur of respect rippled through the crowd. Then someone pointed to the corner of the room, “What about that?”

Everyone turned. A giant, flashing neon sign read: “BIRTH LOTTERY WINNER!”

"Are you serious? That much?"

"Yes, it's for the label."

At the counter, she paid and walked out with a small box.

"Where's the dress?"

She opened the box, revealing a tag with the brand's logo. "Oh, I bought just the label."

“What’s he giving away?” someone asked, eyeing the growing crowd.

“Credit,” another replied.

Ahead, someone grumbled, “He added my name last time, but I wasn’t mentioned in the meeting. This time, I’ll make sure I’m right at the top.”

The leader at the front called out, “Join the ranks of the recognized! Your contribution is invaluable!”

“Here you go,” the leader said, adding another name to the list. “You’re officially thanked for your contribution.”

"If you wait one more day, you'll get untold riches," he said.

"And if I want it now?" she asked, arms crossed.

"You'll get a paperclip," he replied, chuckling.

"A paperclip? Really?"

"Yep, just one."

She stared at him, thinking. "I'll take it!"

"You'll take the paperclip?"

"Yep, as long as I get it instantly."

"I'd like a raise," he said.

"No, we can't do that," she replied.

"Can we meet in the middle?"

"Not possible."

"Come on, there must be something."

"Nothing right now."

"What about a smaller increase?"

"Still no."

"Okay, I'll take it."

"Would you die for me?" he asked, leaning in.

"Of course, without hesitation," she replied, her eyes sincere.

"Would you get up and bring me some water from the kitchen?"

"Mmm, that's a lot."

"Can you describe your pain between zero and ten in these situations?"

"Eleven."

"I haven't presented the situation yet."

"Eleven."

"Hungry?"

"Eleven."

"Diaper wet?"

"Eleven."

"Not picked up immediately?"

"Eleven."

Day 1: "Completed market analysis and revised project timeline."

Day 2: "Met with the design team to finalize product specs."

Day 3: "Checked in with the dev team on progress."

Day 4: "Spent the day thinking about what to say in these updates."

Day 5: "Have you ever noticed that the sky is blue?"

“Can you review this doc?”

“Approved.”

“What do you think about the new policy?”

“Aligned.”

"Quit?"

"What gave it away?"

"QA, all good?" she asked, cursor hovering over 'Deploy.'

"Green across the board," he confirmed confidently.

"Design?"

"Ready to roll."

"And Product?"

"Let's make history."

With a nod, she clicked. As the screen went black and everything went to shit, she blurted, "Who signed off on this?"

"Hello, I'm calling to discuss the reference for the candidate who recently interviewed with us."

"Ah, yes. He told me you'd call. Said to paint him in bold, brilliant colors."

"And how would you describe his work ethic?"

"He mentioned something about diligently overcoming challenges."

"Did he successfully lead any projects under your supervision?"

"He told me you’d ask, and to assure you he's a born leader."

"Thank you for your radical candor. You’ve been very helpful."

"Why do you always do it that way?" she asked.

"That's how it's always been done," he replied.

"But why was it always done like that?" she pressed.

"Uh, because... that's the rule, I guess."

"And who made that rule?"

"Someone who really liked rules, I suppose."

"Should I go ahead with the new strategy?" he asked.

"Maybe," she responded. "It's like a solid 6/10."

He frowned, "But do you think it'll boost our metrics significantly?"

"Could be," she replied with a shrug. "I'd say it's a 7/10 on potential impact, but who knows?"

He sighed, "Should we increase the budget then, try to push it to an 8/10?"

"So, it’s a 'go for it' kind of situation or more like 'hold off for now'?" he pressed, hoping for a clear direction.

"It's a 'could go either way,'" she said. "You might regret it, you might not."

"How dare they price this useful thing so perfectly? It's like they know it's exactly what I need and priced it just to torture me!"

"I'm sorry, but I can’t..."

"No, stop," he stuttered, his resolve melting. "It's too much.”

"Fine, take whatever you want, just... cut it out with the eyes!"

"Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, you lack humility?" she asked.

"Me? Lack humility?" he scoffed. "I'm the most humblest person that's ever existed. I'm practically the God of modesty."

"I've got this. Every question they could possibly throw at me, I've got a bulletproof answer ready to go. Stick to the script, stay on message. I’m primed, polished, and ready to shine."

“So, instead of diving into the usual questions, I’d love to start with something a bit different.”

"Wait, what? No, no, no, this isn’t how it’s supposed to go."

"Tonight I sleep at 9," he declared with a yawn, fully intending to follow through.

But as midnight rolled around, there he was, still wide awake, finding out the answer to a very important question, "Can goats understand each other when they bleat, or is it just existential baa-ing?"

"Oh, you are simply the sun in our office solar system—the rest of us merely orbit your brilliance!"

"You know this won’t help you, right?"

Undeterred, he continued, "Absolutely, but if I don't praise the eighth wonder of the corporate world, who will?"

"Option A," the stranger explained, "is the slow and steady path. You press this button, and you'll earn a small but consistent return on your investment."

He nodded, his eyes already fixated on the second button. "And Option B?" he asked, a hint of excitement in his voice.

The stranger's grin widened. "Ah, Option B. The coin flip. The all-or-nothing gamble. It might not even be a fair..."

Before the stranger could finish, his hand shot out, slamming down hard on Option B.

Section 1: Context you already have

Figure 1: Impressive colors, dubious relevance

Section 2: Style over substance

Footnote: Very tiny font so you don't even attempt it

"Hi, I'm here to drag out the small talk to avoid the case study as long as possible," he says.

"Alright, I'll play along so I don't seem rude," she replies.

"Really appreciate it. How's your coffee?" he probes.

"Cold, like the prospect of you getting this job," she responds.

"Check. Done. Next!"

"Hell yes, todo list? More like todo-done list!"

He adds 'Check off checking things off' to the list.

He checks it off.

"Take that, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Just one more episode," she whispered, aware the document was waiting.

Hours later, she said, "It knows I'm not coming back, right?"

She hastily hit send and noticed a typo, thinking, "Meh, that typo won't matter."

He received it and obsessed, "What does it mean? Is it a hidden message? A test of my attention to detail? Maybe it's an acronym! Or a clever reference to something I should know! What is she trying to tell me!"

"Can you tell me about your—" the interviewer started.

"I'm a highly motivated self-starter," the candidate blurted out.

"Okay, but what about your—"

"I have a proven track record of success."

"Right, but how do you handle—"

"I thrive under pressure and always meet deadlines."

"Thank you, we'll be in touch," the interviewer said, exasperated.

The candidate left, confident they had nailed it.

"So, how's the new job going? Are they paying you well?"

"Let's just say I can afford the car, but not the garage to park it in.."

"What?"

"Oh, you know, I can get the iPhone, but not the case to protect it."

"I don't understand. Can't you just tell me?"

"Well, I can buy the plane ticket, but not the hotel room.”

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"I can't take this heat anymore!"

click click

"I'm going to freeze to death!"

click click click click click

"What's the answer?"

"Yes."

"That's it?"

"Yes."

"No, bring me a probability matrix. I have to earn my paycheck."

"I can't sleep."

"Why?"

"I’m too tired."

"I'm exhausted," he sighed.

His manager burst in, "Great news! We're expanding into a new market! Who wants to lead the project?"

His hand shot up, "I'll do it!"

What if I fail miserably? I don't think I can do this.

Wait, an email. 'Your proposal is innovative and exactly what we need.'

Wow. I've got this! I'm unstoppable, a total genius!

"Please choose the color for the new company t-shirts," their boss said before leaving.

"If we choose red, it could evoke passion," he said, banging the table.

"But red means danger too," she countered.

...

...

...

"What if aliens invade during the t-shirt launch?" he yelled.

"But what if the aliens are colorblind?" she screamed.

"Help. Email. Now," the human growled.

"Email, a marvel of human ingenuity, allows communication across-"

"JUST WRITE THE DAMN EMAIL!"

“We can offer $5 million," they said.

"I need $10 million," he pleaded, tears welling up. "Every dollar is the difference between my children eating or starving."

"$6 million is really all we can do," they responded.

"$9 million, I'm begging you," he cried. "You're sentencing us to poverty!"

"Hey, everyone! The boss is awake!" someone shouted across the office.

"Not again," a voice muttered. "I thought we had another decade before this happened."

"Apparently not," came a reply. "Better get our reports ready."

"I can do better than that," he thought, eyeing the successful founder on stage. But the weekend was almost over, and it was time to organize his office shirts by color and fabric.

"You just won the Nobel Prize!"

"Probably a mistake."

"You cured cancer!"

"A fluke."

"You're levitating!"

"Random quantum fluctuations."

"You're too humble."

"Others are humbler, I'm sure."

"We'll give you a raise and more vacation," the boss said.

"That's it?"

"Better health benefits, too," the boss added.

"That's it?"

"A company car and expense account," the boss offered.

"That's it?"

"Okay, a new title: 'Senior Executive Vice President,'" the boss said, desperate.

His eyes sparkled, "I accept!"

"We've lost sight of our goals and our unity," the boss announced after waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

Eye rolls and sighs filled the room.

"Oh, here we go again," someone muttered under their breath.

"Another load of BS incoming," a colleague whispered.

Employees started packing their bags, frantically searching for their belongings.

"I'm outta here!" one exclaimed, rushing towards the door.

"Every man for himself!" another shouted, pushing past coworkers.

"Walk a mile in my shoes," she said. "Then talk."

"Try running a marathon in mine first, then talk," he retorted.

"Climb a mountain in high heels. Then talk."

"Swim across an ocean in cement shoes. Then talk."

"Alright, listen up everyone! I've got an incredible idea that will take our company to the top!"

"Oh, hell yeah! What he said!"

"Right... so, about the implementation timeline..."

"We'll crush it!"

"And what about the budget..."

"We're gonna make it rain!"

"..."

"Actually, why don't you take the lead and share your thoughts with the team?"

"..."

"Me? Oh, uh... well, uh..."

Hey,

Can't make it tomorrow. Head's exploding. Puked. It's everywhere.

Pretty sure I'm dying, but I'll try not to haunt the office kitchen. Sorry for being a waste of space and salary.

Send thoughts and prayers.

He spent days glued to his computer, absorbing every fact about the company. He practiced answering questions until he could do it in his sleep. When the online interview finally arrived, he logged in, confident and ready to impress.

Then, as the interviewer's face appeared on the screen, he panicked and blurted, "Do fish get thirsty?"

Tap, tap, tap. They type "DeluxeCupcakes.com." Nope, taken. "SweetTreats.com." Taken too. Frustration builds. "ArtisanCupcakes.com." Also unavailable. Their cupcake shop idea starts to crumble. Then, a surprise: "TacoTruck.com" is available! They snag it. The cupcake plan changes to tacos. A new business is born.

They stayed up all night preparing to say no to the new business idea.

When they walked into the meeting, their boss said, "So, when do we start on this new business?"

They looked at each other, then replied, "Yes! Let me skip to the good part and tell you the top 10 reasons we should go for it."

I'm an okay employee, I guess. I do my job most days, but sometimes I slack off. I've been late a few times, but traffic was really bad on those days. I try to finish my projects by the deadline, but sometimes I procrastinate too much. I'm not the best, but I know at least one person who is worse. Maybe one day I'll deserve what they pay me, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

The interviewer asked, "As you look back on your journey and how far you've come, what has been the key to your success? I'm sure you must've put in the hours, done the research, knocked on doors, slept on streets, read books, attended seminars, networked tirelessly, and faced countless challenges along the way."

He reached deep within himself for the most profound wisdom to impart, and said, "Luck, I guess."

"I painted the entire house, boss, just like you asked!" he said with a grin.

His boss walked around the house, his jaw dropping in disbelief. "You painted everything? The windows, the doors, the mirrors? Even the family portraits?"

"Well, yeah, you said to paint the whole house."

"Our project uses the 'new ideas through teamwork' framework," he said.

She raised her hands. "Stop! Not everything is a framework!"

"See! The 'push back then give in' framework!" he said proudly.

"Excuse me, could you answer a few questions for a survey?"

"A survey? What's the cost?"

"It's free!"

"Free? What's the catch?"

"No catch, I assure you. Just a simple questionnaire."

"I know what that means. You're trying to scam me!"

"Scam you? No, this is for legitimate research."

"That's what they all say. I'm onto your schemes!"

"There are no schemes. It's a straightforward survey."

"Sure it is. I can smell a con from a mile away!"

"But... there's no con! Never mind. Sorry to bother you."

"Giving up so easily? Proves you were up to something shady. Nice try, scammer!"

"I'm so stressed," he said.

"Rest comes after retirement," she replied.

"I can't sleep at night."

"Sleep comes after retirement," she insisted.

"I'm unhappy."

"Happiness comes after retirement," she continued.

He felt a sudden pain in his chest.

"You're almost there," she encouraged.

He collapsed, clutching his heart.

She complained about the noise from his apartment.

He turned down the volume, but she still heard it.

He stopped the music entirely, but she still heard it.

He stopped walking around, but she still heard it.

He packed his bags and moved out, but she still heard it.

As he drove away to find another place to live, she realized the noise was coming from somewhere else. "Oh, sorry about that!" she called out to the empty apartment.

"I have this amazing idea!" he said. "It's everything I believe in. Imagine a world where we could..."

On and on he went, describing his vision, his hopes, and his dreams, almost out of breath by the time he finished.

She listened quietly. After a brief pause, she suddenly laughed. "Hahaha! Good one! It's an April Fool's joke, isn't it? You got me!"

"Oh, uh, yeah..." he replied. "April Fool's."

"Yo, I just scored this sweet coupon for buy-one-get-one-free on these mega packs of ramen noodles. I'm telling ya, a penny saved is a penny earned, bro!"

"For real, dude? You're gonna waste your golden years counting coins like some old geezer? Nah, fam, life's too short for that!"

"Dude, if you keep burning through cash, you'll be slurping ramen noodles for the rest of your days!"

"I can't believe what you've done," she said, her voice shaking with a mix of anger and disbelief. "Do you have any idea how serious this is?"

He hung his head, unable to meet her eyes. "I wasn't thinking straight. I've really messed up, haven't I?"

She shook her head. "There's no going back from this. I mean, who spoils the ending of the season finale?”

A leader had an idea: "Create a website showcasing our products."

The designer told the developer, "Create a website showcasing the products, but make sure to highlight my groundbreaking designs."

The developer told the marketer, "Showcase the products and those 'groundbreaking' designs, but don't forget to emphasize the cutting-edge system I've developed."

The marketer told the agency, "Forget the products, I want my face plastered everywhere!"

He knows he shouldn't compare himself to others, but he can't stop. All he sees are people who have more than him, never those with less. It's like a sickness inside him, this jealousy.

At night, when the world is quiet, he lies awake, his mind racing. He's desperate to find that missing piece, to figure out where he went wrong.

He dreams of the day when he can look back and be proud of how far he's come. But for now, all he feels is the pain of being left behind.

You’re in the zone, and I mean really in the zone. Everything is just clicking, and you're solving problems left, right, and center. You're all like, "Bam! Take that, complex situation!" and "Pow! Eat my dust, tricky problem!"

You're feeling invincible, unstoppable even. You're spitting out quotes like a motivational speaker on drugs. "The only limit is your mind," you declare proudly, as you conquer yet another challenge.

But then, just as quickly as it came, the flow disappears. Poof! Gone like the wind. You're left sitting there, staring at your screen, wondering what the heck just happened. Suddenly, someone asks you a simple question, like "Hey, what time is it?"

You glance at the analog clock on the wall, and your mind goes blank. The hands might as well be hieroglyphics. You squint, trying to decipher the cryptic symbols, but it's no use. You're officially the stupidest person in the room, and there's absolutely no doubt about it.

"I need to lose weight."

"Why? You look fine."

"I get tired just walking up the stairs."

"So? Everyone gets tired sometimes."

"My clothes don't fit like they used to."

"Maybe you're just buying the wrong size."

"Doctor said I'm at risk for heart disease."

"Doctors just say that to scare you."

"I guess you're right. I should stop worrying."

"Yeah. Want to grab a burger and fries?"

"Sure, why not?"

"I should schedule it as late as possible, so they think I worked late," he wondered, staring at the draft on his screen. "But what if someone responds immediately and I don't respond? I can just say that I crashed right after sending it."

He leaned back. "But then the last edit in the doc won't reflect the latest time. They might check the timestamp and realize I wasn't working on it until the very end."

The monologue continued, weighing pros and cons of each scenario. "Maybe I should set an alarm and wake up early to respond to any potential replies. But then I'll be tired tomorrow."

As he debated, his colleague chimed in, "Bro, if you put this much effort into your actual work, you'd be employee of the month!"

"I followed the framework to a T, called the customer, did everything by the book. And this is what I've got to show for it," she said, holding up a half-assed PowerPoint.

The boss grinned, "Great job following the process! Your dedication to the framework is truly commendable."

His colleague walked in, beaming with pride. "Check out this incredible outcome I achieved by thinking outside the box!"

The boss waved him off. "Just stick to the rules, and maybe one day you'll create something as unremarkable as her."

"Remember when our company was just a small startup? We were so agile back then," he said. "Now that we've grown so much, things have gotten way too comfortable around here."

She nodded. "Oh, absolutely! Health insurance, paid time off? It's like they don't want us to suffer anymore!"

"The worst part is the new management," he sighed. "They actually listen to employee feedback and try to create a positive work environment."

"It's a shame, really." she said. "It was so motivating to come to work every day, not knowing if it would be my last!"

"Those were the days," he said, wiping a tear from her eye. "Now we're stuck with job security and a clear path for career growth. It's just not the same."

"I've got an idea for..."

"Whoa, easy there. You can't just charge in without a plan. That's how you get ambushed."

"We just need a few engineers to..."

"Oh, so now you're talking about sending in troops? This is how things get out of control."

"It's just a feature that..."

"We need to set up a war room, gather supplies, make allies, stock up, and get ready for the worst."

"I'm done."

"My fortress is impenetrable," the man declared with unwavering confidence. "No enemy can breach these walls."

"What if a spy, disguised as a wandering traveler, opens your gates in the middle of the night?" his companion asked.

"And what if an enemy poisons your water supply with a slow-acting toxin?"

"And what if an enemy bribes your own soldiers to mutiny and open the gates from within?"

"And what if an enemy uses a trebuchet to launch diseased animals over your walls, spreading illness among your people?"

"And what if..."

"Enough, man, I get it," the man interrupted.

"Who wants a 'special price' on something that's overpriced?" the salesman asked.

"Us! Us!" the crowd cheered enthusiastically.

"Who wants a deal that never expires, but we'll tell you it does every single day?" he continued.

"We do! We do!" they responded, waving their wallets in the air.

"Then step right up and let me rip you off!" the salesman declared.

The crowd began chanting, "Rip us off! Rip us off!"

"Sup."

"Sup. What's this meeting about?"

"No idea, man. It's been on the calendar since 1962."

"So, why are we here?"

"Dude, it's on the calendar. Gotta show up."

"Right, right. Rules are rules."

"Yep. Sup."

"Sup."

"..."

"..."

"Same time tomorrow?"

"You know it."

"Wasn't that movie absolutely incredible?"

"Are you serious right now? I can't believe they massacred my favorite book like this. My entire childhood, my foundational worldview, has been shattered into a million pieces. I feel betrayed, like everything I ever believed in was a lie. How can you possibly say this cinematic travesty was 'incredible'? It's an insult to the source material and everything it stands for!"

"Well, I loved it."

1. Wake up
2. Make coffee
3. Check email
4. Scroll through social media feed
5. Check off items from todo list to feel productive
6. Add "create a todo list for creating better todo lists" to todo list
7. Create a todo list for creating better todo lists
   1. Decide if creating todo lists about todo lists enhances productivity or is just procrastination
   2. Review this todo list tomorrow

Option A: "The high-paying job that you loathe."

Congratulations on picking golden handcuffs and triple-ply toilet paper. Your tears fall in a big house, but you often think about how much peace of mind you've given up for extra square footage.

Option B: "The fulfilling job that pays in gratitude and exposure."

Bravo! You're doing what you love, even if it doesn't pay in cash. It's tough when you can't pay bills with praise, but you're hopeful. Maybe all that exposure will someday put you in the highest tax bracket.

Option C: "The job of critiquing other people’s jobs."

Visionary! You've identified the untapped market of professional opinion-having. You're good at noticing little mistakes and making jokes. It's not always easy fighting off mean comments, and you often wonder if you're making a difference.

"Listen, man, no matter what I say tomorrow morning, you have to wake me up. I'll probably try to get out of it, saying I'm too tired or whatever, but don't let me. I'll even say 'I know what I said, but I wasn't thinking straight. I've changed my mind.' Don't fall for it."

"Okay, I got you. I'll make sure you're up, no matter what."

"I'm serious. I'll tell you that I didn't mean what I said tonight. But I did. Don't listen to a word I say in the morning, no matter how convincing I sound. Even if I say, 'You're gonna keep this up, aren't you? You're just gonna keep saying what I told you last night.' Stick to your guns."

"Got it. I won't let you down."

The next morning arrived, and as promised, the roommate attempted to rouse his friend from slumber.

"Hey, time to get up. You know the drill."

"Nah, forget it. I'm not doing it. Just let me sleep."

"No can do, buddy. You were pretty clear last night."

"I know what I said, but I wasn't thinking straight. I've changed my mind."

"You said you'd say that. I'm just doing what you told me to do."

"You're gonna keep this up, aren't you? You're just gonna keep saying what I told you last night."

"Yep, because that's exactly what you said would happen. You told me not to listen, no matter what."

"Okay, fine, but what if I told you that I knew I would say that too? That I'd predict you saying I predicted it? Huh? What then?"

"We're screwed. The deadline is almost here, and I don't know what to do. Help me out here," said the first guy.

"Dude, what if we break the project down into smaller tasks and divide them up? Or maybe we can ask for an extension on the deadline, give ourselves a little more breathing room," the second guy replied, his voice determined. "Look, it's not gonna be easy. We're gonna have to put our backs into it and pull some all-nighters, but if we work together and stay focused, maybe we can salvage this thing."

The first guy shrugged, "So, what you're really saying is, let's pin it on someone else and wash our hands of all responsibility?"

"I was thinking, what if we start a business that rents out goats for lawn mowing?"

"I have a domain for that."

"And then, a service where clowns deliver your pizza."

"I have a domain for that too."

"Also, a gym where workouts are led by dogs."

"Got a domain for that as well."

"Bro, how many domains do you have?"

"It's a disease, seriously, I need help!"

"Seriously, I want your honest, unfiltered feedback. It's the only way I'll improve," she insisted, her eyes wide with determination.

After a deep breath, he began, "Alright, if you're sure. First, your presentation lacked a clear structure, which made it difficult to follow. Your slides were cluttered, detracting from the main points. You spoke too quickly, and your nervous laughter undercut the seriousness of your topic. Also, you didn't engage with the audience, missing cues for questions or signs of confusion. And your conclusion? It didn't effectively summarize your points or leave a lasting impression."

Stunned, she blinked back disbelief and hurt, her voice cracking as she replied, "You could’ve just said you hated me, you jerk!"

"I’m interested in the all-inclusive package. It says 'unlimited everything' for one flat rate, right?"

"Correct! Unlimited everything. However, 'everything' excludes the essentials. Those are extra."

"Essentials? What essentials?"

"Should you need to actually use the service, that's where the real value kicks in. It's pay per use."

"Per use? What does 'use' even mean?"

"Each time you log in. Also, every time you breathe while logged into our service, it’s considered a premium breath."

"That's absurd! I breathe a lot!"

"Exactly, it's a very valuable feature. Most users find it quite breathtaking."

"This is ridiculous. What if I want to cancel?"

"Cancellation is our most user-friendly feature. Only a minor processing fee for each day you've thought about canceling."

"I haven't even signed up yet!"

"Ah, but you've thought about it. That's the spirit of commitment we cherish. Welcome aboard!"

“What’s the purpose of your life?” they asked.

“I want to save the earth,” came the earnest reply.

“How?” they asked again.

“Well,” began the ambitious plan, “I plan to drive my gas-guzzling car across countries to protest against fossil fuels. I’ll use thousands of plastic water bottles to create an art installation decrying plastic pollution. And I intend to cut down trees to make space for planting new ones, to show the importance of reforestation.”

“It’s unsettling, isn’t it? To question your own actions, wonder why you did what you did.”

“Why did you do it?”

“Do what?”

“You know, what you were just talking about.”

“I was quoting an Instagram post. I thought it sounded deep.”

He stared at the pile of laundry, wondering, "Why aren't my clothes magically clean anymore?"

He opened the fridge to find it full of ingredients. "Wasn't there a time when these things would just... become dinner?"

He glanced around the unkempt house, noticing the layers of dust and cluttered surfaces. "Didn't the house used to clean itself?"

In the bathroom, he caught his reflection in the mirror, his hair disheveled and a week's worth of stubble on his face. "Didn't my appearance used to maintain itself too?"

On and on he went, realizing the magic that had vanished along with her.

"Hey, you left your wrapper on the counter again."

"Oh, sorry about that. There, all better."

"It's not just about the wrapper though. That's just a symptom."

"A symptom of what?"

"This is a pattern, a cycle of disrespect."

"Disrespect? For a wrapper?"

"I'm analyzing the context. The real issue is that you never listen or think about what matters to me. Little messes prove you just tune me out and dismiss whatever I say. It's a pattern where you completely disregard my feelings and needs. Every time I have to bring up these little inconsiderate things you do, it reminds me how little you value our life together. The wrapper symbolizes you acting selfish and not caring if I'm hurt or not. This cycle of you not considering me is what's really messing us up. The small thoughtless actions are tearing away at the heart of what we've built. You downplaying incidents like this as no big deal is exactly why we fight over it again and again. You're missing the bigger meaning behind it all."

"Ugh, did you see her latest post?"

"The one without any filters, right?"

"Seriously, how dare she flaunt her real skin texture like that? Doesn't she know better?"

"Clearly not. I almost gagged when I saw those pores."

"And the lighting wasn't even flattering. Such a rookie mistake."

"I know! She should have at least used one of those smoothing filters before subjecting us to that horror show."

"Absolutely. Now her entire Instagram aesthetic is ruined."

“How is it?” he asked, his anticipation barely contained.

"It's good," she said simply, continuing to eat.

"Good?" He couldn't hide his astonishment. "I fermented vegetables overnight for that tangy depth, marinated the meat for hours to infuse every fiber with flavor, carefully blended spices to create a unique taste profile, and you say it's good?"

"Yea, it's good,” she replied, genuinely content with the meal.

“Imagine, just for a second, that beans aren’t the post-apocalyptic currency of choice. What then?”

“Impossible. What do you propose?”

“Like, I don’t know, toilet paper.”

“Toilet paper? That’s the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard. Who would value toilet paper over beans in a world gone mad?”

“Well, think about it. Comfort and hygiene might become luxuries. Hence, toilet paper becomes gold.”

“But I’ve invested everything in beans. My whole garage is full of them. What am I going to do with all those beans if people want toilet paper?”

"Bro, I don't eat meat anymore. It's not natural," one said with a nod.

"That’s nothing, bro. I don’t even cook my food. Eating raw is how nature intended," the other countered, puffing out his chest.

"Bro, that? I go long hours without eating. Fasting, bro, it's the real deal."

"Bro, please. I’ve taken to running barefoot. Connects me to the earth."

"Come on, bro. I hunt at night, like our ancestors, using only the moonlight."

"That’s mid, bro. I’ve started photosynthesizing. I just stand in the sun.”

The genie, with a flair for the dramatic, boomed, “I am here to grant your wish, mortal. What is your heart's deepest desire?”

Our guy, scratching his head thoughtfully, replied, "Well, I was kinda hoping to be just mildly better at stuff."

The genie paused, confusion clouding his mystical face. "Mildly? With the power to be the best at anything, you choose 'mildly better'?"

"Yeah," our guy shrugged. "See, being the best sounds exhausting. Plus, the pressure? No thanks. I just wanna be slightly above average."

The genie, still baffled, tried to reason. "But you could have fame, fortune, the adoration of millions!"

"Nah, that's alright. Just think about it. If I'm mildly better, I can still enjoy things without the stress. I won't be a threat to anyone, so I'll have more friends."

The genie, for the first time in his countless years, found himself at a loss. "So, you're telling me you want your wish to be... comfortably mediocre?"

"Exactly!" our guy exclaimed. "I want to live in that sweet spot where I'm just good enough at things. Like, I won't win anything, but I'll always make the team, you know?"

With a reluctant nod, the genie conceded. “Very well, your wish is my command. You shall be mildly better at everything you do.”

“Wanna bet?” he challenged.

“On what?” she countered, already dreading the answer.

“That I can quit betting anytime I want.”

"Can you believe they're making us work three days a week now? I read somewhere that in the old days, people used to work four, even five days straight!" she exclaimed, shaking her head in disbelief as she sipped her coffee.

"Really? Five days? That sounds like a myth. Next, you'll tell me they didn't have holo-meetings and actually had to commute to work!" he laughed, almost spilling his own drink.

"No, seriously. And they had these things called 'offices' where everyone would gather to work together. And they had to be in the same room, breathing the same air, to have a meeting." she continued, wide-eyed.

He nodded solemnly. "It's barbaric. Thank goodness we've evolved. Now, if only they'd cut us down to two days a week. That would be true progress."

"Alright, let’s do it. We’ve talked about it for months now."

“Absolutely, I’m all in. After you.”

“After me? No way, you said you’d go first. Plus, you’re the one who kept saying how easy it would be.”

“True, true. But considering your enthusiasm, I thought I’d let you lead the way.“

“Lead the way? It’s your turn to be bold.”

"Ok, forget it."

“Let’s add a feedback button.”

“Yes, but what if it not only collects feedback but also analyzes the emotion behind the text and changes color accordingly?”

“Okayy...”

“And if the feedback is positive, it automatically prints a thank-you t-shirt and mails it to the user.”

“Okayyy...”

“Let’s have it release a balloon into the sky with the user’s name on it for every piece of constructive feedback.”

“Okayyyy...”

“And for exceptional suggestions, it could trigger a local flash mob to celebrate the user’s contribution.”

“Okayyyyy...”

“Maybe it can even book a billboard in… wait, where are you going?”

"Why should I share my extra bread?" the Villager asked, eyes darting between the gathered figures.

"In giving to those above, you secure your place and protection within the realm," Feudalism declared, its tone solemn.

"If you give a little, you're part of a community that ensures no one sleeps hungry," Socialism added, its voice full of conviction.

Capitalism chimed in, cutting straight to the chase. "We're in a famine, you can charge your neighbor double."

"Did you just hear that?" she asked, tapping her fingers on the table.

"Hear what?" he replied, looking around.

"That buzzing. It's been going on for hours."

"I haven't heard anything."

"And this chair. Why does it wobble like this? Can't anything in this house just work?"

"It's just a loose screw. I can fix it later."

"Later, later. And why is it so bright in here? Can't we have normal lighting? Why does everything feel like an interrogation?"

"I'll draw the curtains."

"Why aren't you more frustrated?”

"Arrgh! This buzzing, this chair, this unbearable lighting!"

"Yes! Exactly."

Okay, both grandmas have been ‘dead’ for ages, can’t dig them up for excuses anymore.

Dentist, dentist is solid. But, didn’t I already have a ‘root canal’ two months back? How many dental emergencies can one guy have before they start getting suspicious?

Maybe a car breakdown? But I can’t even drive. What’s left? A distant relative? But who… Aha! An uncle I’ve never mentioned before, perfect. Wait, do uncles have emergencies?

I know, ‘Sorry, can’t make it today, my uncle just discovered he’s the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and we’re off to consult with a pyramid scheme expert.’

"The numbers don't line up with our initial hypothesis."

"Yes, it's clear our prediction was off."

"So, what's our move? Do we adjust our hypothesis?"

"No, we find new data that supports it."

With a single ’no,’ she regained the strength lost to a thousand unmeant yeses.

"Why do you keep looking back?"

"I look back because you stop."

"Maybe if you didn't turn around every five seconds, I'd walk more consistently."

"And maybe if you actually kept up, I wouldn't need to turn around to check on you."

"Check on me? It's not like I'm going to get lost."

"I’m leading you."

“I’m not a sheep. Just keep moving forward, and I'll follow."

"Fine."

Hours passed.

“Why did you stop? I thought you were following.”

“I did follow, for a while. But then I saw this bench and thought, ‘Why rush?’ You seemed so confident about not looking back, I figured you’d either make it on your own or come back for me.”

Listen, I’m here, struggling to keep my eyes open, battling the kind of tiredness that’s more than just physical — it’s a deep, soul-level exhaustion. And in this state, there’s something crucial I need to share with you, something that could change the way you see things, maybe even the way you see yourself. I need to tell you that I asdfghjkl;

"Have you noticed what's lacking in your presentation?"

"No, what is it?"

"Why don't you take a wild guess?"

"I'd prefer if you just pointed it out."

"Did you even consider the feedback I gave you last time?"

"Honestly, I don't remember you giving specific feedback. Could you clarify?"

"Think harder. Doesn't it ring a bell?"

"I've been juggling so many tasks; specifics would help."

"The real question is, what isn't missing? When you figure that out, you'll have your answer."

"What if we're actually asleep when we think we're awake, and our real lives are just the dreams we can't remember?" he wondered.

"Bro, that's crazy," the other laughed. "What if our whole existence is just a tiny part of something much bigger, like we're ants in a giant's garden?"

"Or what if every choice we make just creates a new universe? Like, choosing cereal over toast for breakfast could split the cosmos.“

"Damn, bro. Okay, I know, what if we're just two made-up characters in a made-up story on a stupid website and this dumbass is reading it, thinking they're outside the story, when in reality, they're as much a part of it as we are."

And then, they both slowly turned their heads to look at you.

"I'll never love again! She was my everything, and now she's gone," he cried out, the pain of his breakup raw and all-consuming.

The narrator interjected, "His heart will break three more times after this. Each will teach him something vital about love."

"I'm worthless, fired from my job. I've hit the lowest point in my career," he lamented, the sting of feeling unwanted fresh and unbearable.

The narrator said, "He will be let go four more times in his life, but only once will be his fault."

"I'm done with friendships. In the end, they all leave," he declared, feeling the weight of another friend's departure.

The narrator corrected, "He will form close bonds with seven more people over the coming years."

"I'm giving up on my dreams. It's clear they're not meant for me," he cried, the failure of his latest venture a bitter pill to swallow.

The narrator commented, "He will fail two more times, but the third attempt will flourish, leading to success beyond his imagination."

"I'll never be happy again. This is it; the end of joy for me," he sighed, convinced that the door to happiness was permanently shutting.

The narrator, running out of patience, interjected, "Honestly, I'm getting a little sick of his bullshit, aren't you?"

"Priority boarding?"

"More legroom?"

"Access to exclusive airport lounge?"

"Guaranteed first off the plane?"

"Travel insurance?"

"Customized in-flight oxygen blend?"

"Personal mini-fridge?"

"In-flight announcement shout-out?”

"Would you like to reconsider your answers, you cheapskate? Seriously, why are you even flying if you're so poor?"

"And then, they stumbled upon a path never seen before," the room was so quiet, you could almost hear the collective heartbeat of the audience. They leaned in, eyes wide, hanging on to his every word as if it were a life raft.

With each twist and turn of his story, no matter how absurd or fantastical, the crowd was with him. The specifics of the tale seemed to dance and change with each word, never settling, never clear.

"And then, when all seemed lost, they remembered..." His voice trailed off, inviting the audience into a silence so profound it was as if the entire world paused in anticipation. The story meandered, looped back on itself, and ventured off into tangents that seemed to lead nowhere.

"And so, they discovered that the true path was not through, nor across, but within." The room burst into spontaneous applause, not for the story's conclusion, which remained as elusive as ever, but for the experience of being utterly lost in his narrative web.

It was clear that the storyteller hadn't just told a story; he’d created a world, a reality that bent to the will of his words, proving to everyone that a well-told tale was the greatest force in the universe.

"Happy Valentine's Day to everyone!" the world cheered, hearts aflutter.

"Single," they snapped back.

"National Pet Day! Show your pets some love!" the world exclaimed.

"Allergic," they sneered.

"Let's give thanks on Thanksgiving!" the world suggested.

"Vegan," they responded.

"Cherish your mothers this Mother's Day!" the world sang.

"Orphan," they retorted.

“Share a song that moves you,” the world sang.

“Hearing impaired,” they signed.

First, "He must be incredibly wealthy," and just like that, the number dropped by half.

"Great with kids and definitely wants them," and the number halved again.

"Must love to travel," she declared, and millions more vanished.

"A gym enthusiast," she added, picturing a partner with whom to share workouts, and the number was in free-fall.

"Food lover, both cooking and eating out," she mused, and the number dwindled to the low thousands.

"Kind, understanding, patient," and the number was now in the hundreds.

Finally, with a heart full of dreams, she whispered, "And my soul mate," envisioning a love so profound, so perfect in its understanding and connection. The number flickered, hesitated, and then settled on zero.

"Hey, I'm available at 12 PM tomorrow. Does that work for you?"

"Can't do 12 PM, how about 4 PM?"

"4 PM is out, maybe the next day?"

"Next day's packed for me. Any chance for a weekend slot?"

"Weekends are tough. Early next week?"

"Next week is a nightmare. Next month maybe?"

"Next month is bad. Late next year?"

"Might work. Oh, wait, no, I'm attending a conference."

"Shall we just drop it?"

"Sounds like a plan. We'll touch base when there's a real need."

He leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. "Did you hear about him? With the daughter, no less!"

Her eyes widened. "No way. Him? But he's so—"

"Exactly," he interrupted, a knowing look crossing his face. "And there's more. Last week, at the party, he supposedly—"

"No!" she gasped, her hand covering her mouth. "But who told you all this?"

He shrugged. "I heard it from someone else, who heard it from someone else. You know how these things go."

Satisfied with the non-answer, she darted from one group to another, the gossip too juicy to hold. "Did you hear about him? Last week, at the party, he supposedly—"

The moment a stranger’s foot dared to cross their invisible line, the air instantly thickened with tension. An ominous hush fell over the group, a signal that the boundary had been breached.

“Who’s there?” they’d call out, their voices cutting through the silence like a warning shot.

As the outsider paused, uncertain, the tribe’s stance hardened. “Get outta here!” they’d yell, their words suggesting unspoken threats. “You don’t belong here, you’re not one of us!”

The intruder, feeling the weight of countless hostile gazes, would understand. This was about a spot in the line. The outsiders, attempting to skip ahead, were violating the sacred order of the queue.

He hid in a corner, eyes locked on her. No one saw him; he was a pro at hiding. He followed her everywhere — home, online, you name it. He knew her schedule by heart.

Her online life was an open book to him. Every post, friend add, and like, he saw it. He made knowing her his mission, waiting for the right moment to come out of the shadows. Time wasn’t an issue for him; he was in it for the long haul.

Then, one day, she slipped up. It was small to anyone else, but to him, it was the break he’d been waiting for. It was as if all his patience had finally paid off.

He didn’t hesitate. Coming out from his hiding spot, he approached her. This was it. He leaned in, triumph on his face, ready to say the words he had rehearsed in his mind countless times, “I told you so.”

"You've got to see this place," she bubbled into the phone. "There's a fridge in my room! And it's not just a little one—it actually has a separate section for freezing!"

"Is that so?"

"Yes, and there's an ironing board. I can iron anytime I want. It's incredibly convenient," she continued, her voice painting her smile through the phone.

"That's pretty thoughtful of them."

"Plus, the shower? Hot water comes out instantly. No waiting at all. It’s amazing."

"It sounds like they’ve thought of everything.”

"They really have! I mean, yes, it was expensive to get here, but for these comforts? It's worth every penny. I left home so I could unwind by buying the home’s amenities, while being away from home."

There was a brief pause as the words hung in the air, her enthusiasm meeting a moment of contemplation.

“Always conduct thorough research before diving into any venture,” he stated firmly.

“Thorough research, got it,” the mentee repeated.

“Keep your personal and business finances separate to avoid disaster,” he continued.

“Separate finances, understood,” the mentee echoed.

“Networking is key. It’s not just what you know, but who you know. Be memorable,” he advised with confidence.

“Networking, be memorable,” the mentee affirmed, committing it to paper.

“And always be prepared for the unexpected. Flexibility is crucial,” he concluded.

“Prepare for the unexpected,” the mentee noted, looking up in admiration.

“I want to be just like you,” the mentee said with determination.

He leaned back, a smirk crossing his face. “Yea, but, I never listened to any bullshit advice. Just made my own damn way.”

“I’ve risked more, navigating us through treacherous waters,” the first claimed, his voice laced with entitlement. “60% is hardly enough for my efforts.”

Laughing bitterly, the second retorted, “And who deciphered the maps, huh? Who solved the riddles that led us here? My share deserves to be 60%.”

Back and forth they went.

“I braved the storms!”

“Well, I negotiated with pirates!”

Finally, the second, with a spark of madness in their eye, declared, “If your greed insists on more, then neither of us shall have it.”

With a swift, deliberate kick, the chest went careening over the edge as the two stood motionless, staring into the dark where their fortune had vanished.

"Have you seen the new guy? He’s early enough to actually be on time."

"Yeah, and his daily update emails are something else. Detailed accounts of everything he's achieved."

"And those weekly milestones he sets for himself, then meets them!"

"Can you imagine if this catches on? They might start thinking that actual productivity is the norm around here."

"He's setting a dangerous precedent. First, it's 'being proactive,' next we're all supposed to be 'innovating' and 'pushing the envelope.' I don't even know where the envelope is."

"The worst part is, this might actually mean we have to start working. Like, really working, not just pretending until it's 5 PM."

"The idea of putting in effort every day... I didn't sign up for that."

“I’ll give you what you want, not because you deserve it, but because you’ve backed me into a corner.”

“And I’ll accept, not because I like it, but because it proves I’ve outplayed you.”

“So, we have an agreement.”

“We do.”

She held him as he cried, whispering, “I’d take all your pain if I could.” Her words, earnest and full of love, floated into the void and found an unseen ear.

The next morning, as he stumbled, she felt a sharp pain in her knee. Confused at first, she soon realized her wish had been granted. "See, all better," she comforted him, hiding her bruise with a smile.

And when illness took him, it was she who shivered and ached. "You're okay, my love," she reassured him.

But as he grew, so did his boldness, his world free from the sting of consequences. "Be careful," she'd say, but each warning fell on deaf ears. Without the memory of pain, caution meant nothing to him.

And as she faced the consequences of his stumbles again and again, him learning nothing, she realized that the greater sacrifice wasn’t in freeing him from pain, but watching him suffer it.

He opened his laptop. "We really need to tackle the declining sales," he said, pointing to a graph.

She was looking at an interior design website. "I'm thinking the office needs a redesign for better workflow."

"We’re losing market share fast," he noted, worriedly.

"Maybe some ergonomic chairs and better lighting," she mused.

He leaned forward. "We might have to reconsider our strategy entirely."

She nodded, imagining the new layout. "Open spaces, but with quiet zones."

He made a note to discuss strategies with the team. She started sketching a new office design. And as the meeting wrapped up, they went their separate ways, each satisfied with the conversation.

"It’s over." The text broke his heart and yanked him back through time, undoing the ring in his pocket along with their bright, shared future.

"You're fired." His boss's words made him slump, undoing the pride of his recent promotion and the prestige of his corner office.

"You're unadmitted." The dean's cold pronouncement erased his academic achievements, undoing his proud stride on graduation day.

"You're unpicked." The coach's blunt words robbed him of his athletic identity, undoing the camaraderie he once felt on the field.

Little was left of him after undoing the thrill of his first car, the awe of his first flight, the tenderness of his first kiss, the adventure of his first step, and the joy of his first laugh.

And in the end, the decision to birth him, reversed by his father’s harsh words, undid his very existence in a world that chose to move on without him.

He strides into the office, black turtleneck and all, a self-proclaimed embodiment of Steve Jobs. His latest project is his magnum opus, a product that'll redefine the industry.

He places the laptop on the table and, without a word, brings out a hammer. "It needs to be more resilient," he declares, and proceeds to whack it. When it inevitably breaks, he nods gravely. "Just as I thought. Make it stronger," he says.

Next, he brings in a giant helium balloon and ties the laptop to it. "If it doesn't float, it's too heavy," he proclaims. The team watches in disbelief as the laptop dangles limply from the balloon, going nowhere. "I want it lighter than air," he states.

He instructs his team to add a feature where the laptop would 'sigh' if not used for a few days. "It should yearn for interaction, like a forlorn lover," he says passionately.

He blindfolds himself, insisting on touching and smelling different materials, searching for the right 'feel' for the product. "It should feel like the first touch of a newborn's hand," he declares, rubbing a piece of silk against his cheek.

Finally, during a meeting where he insists the laptop should emit a faint lavender scent to soothe users, one team member, the quietest of the bunch, reaches his breaking point. He inches forward, a look of determination mixed with fear on his face. The room falls silent as he speaks, his voice shaky but resolute, "Sir, we make enterprise software, please stop.”

He swats her hand away as it dips into a jar. "No, that's for college."

She tries another, but he swats again. "Swimming."

She moves to a third jar. He's quicker this time. "Piano."

Her eyes dart to a fourth jar. "Don't even think about it. Emergencies only."

Frustrated, she throws her hands up. "He needs a diaper change!”

He turns, examines each jar methodically, and then says proudly, "Oh, I didn’t budget for that."

She continued her quiet litany to the baby boy, who lay cooing in her arms. “Men don’t get hurt, they brush it off,” she whispered. “Men don’t rely on others, they’re self-sufficient.” She smiled down at him. “Men don’t talk about their feelings, they keep it all inside.” The baby gurgled, his tiny hands waving in the air.

“Men don’t show weakness, they’re always in control,” she added, her voice carrying an echo of pride. “Men don’t need anyone, they’re lone wolves.” The baby yawned, unaffected by the weight of her words.

As she continued reciting these dogmas, her older son stormed in, his face red with anger. He slammed his fist against the wall, startling the baby. Shocked, she obliviously blurted out, “Didn’t your mama raise you right?”

"What if you take over the whole department?" he suggested, his eyes full of enthusiasm. "You could solve all our problems!"

She nodded vigorously. "There's so much to do," she replied, her mind buzzing with possibilities. "I can't wait to get started."

He leaned in, smiling. “It’s crazy we haven’t met sooner,” he said. “Let’s get this closed as soon as possible.“

She matched his enthusiasm. "Yeah, I can come in next week," she said, her voice filled with excitement.

They stood up, shaking hands firmly, as if their futures were intertwined. And then, they never spoke to each other again, unsure who between them was better at making promises they never intended to keep.

Every single day, for years, he'd bolt into the office and frantically hit 'refresh' on the latest layoff forums. "Who's getting the axe today?" he'd wonder, his heart racing with each new post.

Meetings were the perfect cover. While others discussed projects, he was underneath the table, phone in hand, thumb scrolling feverishly. "Uh-huh, yeah, the quarterly targets," he'd nod absentmindedly, all the while thinking, "Is she next on the chopping block?"

The idea that years of obsessing over layoffs, while neglecting his actual work, could be the reason for his own layoff was a connection he just couldn't make. He could only muster a stunned, "Laid off, me? But why?" when his own email arrived.

He's at this job, right? It pays a lot, but feels like a trap. Every day, he suffers. "Life's tough," he tells his colleague, who's got that worn look, saying, "Yeah, man, life’s tough."

He continues, "The job's not even that great, you know, and we can’t leave because no one else will pay as much. What’s the point?"

A guy overhears them and chimes in, "You guys at least have jobs. I can't even get an interview."

A girl, still in college, adds, “Interview? I don’t even know if I‘ll get a degree.”

A woman joins, homeless, "A degree? I'd kill for a roof over my head."

Then an older man adds, "A roof? I'm losing my health. Every day's a struggle."

A young woman shares, "Health? I've got no family. Grew up alone."

Another voice, "Family? I was born in a sewer, raised on the streets."

A kid pipes up, "Streets? I was abandoned on the outskirts."

A hoarse voice whispers, "Abandoned? I snatched dinner from the mouth of a stray dog.”

On and on they go, refusing to realize that somewhere in their game of out-suffering, empathy chokes and dies.

"I'll always be there for you," she had said, not fully understanding the weight of those words. Now, they affect her every decision, a constant reminder of the bond she can't break.

Each job she considers is measured against this promise. "Can I still keep my word if I take this?" she asks herself. The answer often leads to sacrifice, turning away from opportunities that would take her too far from him.

Her kids have grown up under the shadow of her promise. They understand why they can't move, why their schools are chosen not just for education but for proximity. "We're doing this for him," she explains, and they nod, their young faces showing a maturity beyond their years.

Sometimes, she stops and thinks, "It's just a house," but then she remembers the loan agreement she had to sign to take custody of him and she knows, he will always be the center of her universe.

Working from home has its perks, but tonight feels different. He's usually logged off by now, but with appraisals looming, he decides to stay online longer, showing that he's dedicated, even after hours. It's just him, his laptop, and the quiet hum of the night.

He's idly browsing, making sure his status stays ‘active.’ Suddenly, he notices a name pop up as online. He's never worked with her, but why is she here so late? Curiosity piqued, he can't help but watch her status. It becomes a silent, virtual staring contest. Who will log off first?

As the night deepens, he wonders if she's watching him too. It's a strange, unspoken connection. They continue this digital standoff, each moment stretching longer than needed. The night feels endless, a battle of wills playing out hour after hour.

The first light of dawn filters through his window, painting the room in a gray hue. He's beyond exhausted, his mind numb. It's then that her status finally goes offline. He outlasted her. As he prepares to log off, victorious, a message from his boss pops up, “Great, you’re online! You’re right on time to take over from the night shift.”

"Hey."

"Out of the blue. Let me guess, you need a kidney or something?"

"Close, need you to go out of your way to do me a favor."

"What's in it for me?"

"If you don’t, I’ll think less of you. Also, I’ll owe you one."

"Nice, blackmail and bribery. The foundation of a true friendship.”

“So, will you help me?”

“I’ll do the bare minimum, just like the effort you’ve put into this relationship.”

“That’s all I’m asking for. Wouldn’t expect anything less.”

"Great. Catch up soon?"

"No."

"Cool. Let me know if you need more favors."

"Will do. Take care."

"You too. Remember me when you're famous."

"I’ll think about it."

"Keep pushing me," he hissed, "and I’ll disappear. You’ll never see me again."

“Oh, yea? Well, then I’ll start spending all your savings on extravagant vacations,” she retorted.

“Fine,” he replied, “then I’ll donate all your designer clothes to charity.”

“And I’ll sign you up for a marathon. You always said you needed more exercise,” she countered.

"Well, if that’s the case," he said, "then I’ll finally start cooking those recipes you love.”

"And I'll organize every single cupboard in the house,” she declared.

“And I’ll enroll us in swimming lessons. You always wanted to learn,” he added.

She looked at him. "In that case, I will support you until the end of our days."

He held her gaze. "And I will be by your side forever and ever."

He paced the room, his mind racing. "This can't just be it," he said to himself. "There has to be something more, a lesson, a reason."

He couldn't accept that he had simply made a mistake, that the hurt he felt was just a consequence of his actions. "No, this is a test," he told himself, attempting to infuse meaning into the situation. "It's an opportunity to grow, to learn."

Friends expressed concern, noting the drastic shift in his behavior. "Are you sure you're okay?" they would ask gently. "Absolutely," he'd respond with a too-bright smile, "I'm just making the most of this situation."

He clung to the idea that his pain had to serve a purpose, never admitting that sometimes, pain had to be felt, not stepped on to reach higher ground.

It was something tedious, but the due date was so far off, it might as well have been in the next century. So, I said, "Sure, I'll handle it," without a second thought. Why bother with the hassle now when it's something future me can worry about? That's a problem for another day.

Time has this funny way of sneaking up on you, though. One minute you're cruising along, and the next, bam, you're smack dab in the middle of what you've been avoiding.

So there I was, grumbling under my breath, doing this thing I agreed to do ages ago. I can't for the life of me understand why I keep ending up in these situations. It's just my luck.

I guess I could learn from this experience, but I’ll just leave that for future me to sort out. He’s probably more up to the challenge.

I found myself asking everyone, "When's your little bundle of joy coming? You're not married? Hey, no time like the present, right? Kids are a blessing, man. You've got to join the dad club!"

Everywhere I went, whether it was the office, the mall, or the neighborhood, I became that guy. "It's amazing, trust me. You're missing out," I'd say. I was a walking, talking baby billboard.

My friends would cross the street when they saw me coming. "You'll understand one day!" I'd shout across the street, cradling my baby.

But at night, my baby just wouldn't sleep. Crying, wailing, non-stop. I tried everything — rocking, singing, walking around. Nothing worked. As the walls of the nursery closed in on me, I rocked back and forth, whispering to myself, "I'm not alone, I’m not. They’ll join the club soon. They will, right?"

God, in all His glory, decided to impress her with the wonders of His creation.

He began by pointing out a tiny insect crawling on a leaf. "Behold, the intricate design of this creature, each part perfectly crafted."

She yawned and shrugged, "Seen it already. Insects are in my backyard all the time."

Undeterred, God directed her attention to a bird soaring high above. "Observe its graceful flight, a marvel of my design."

She glanced up, unimpressed. "Been there, watched nature documentaries."

God, a bit taken aback, showed her a majestic elephant. "Look at this magnificent creature, its strength and intelligence."

She just rolled her eyes. "Seen elephants in the zoo. Big deal."

Growing slightly frustrated, God revealed a towering mountain, its peak kissing the sky. "Gaze upon this monument of natural beauty."

But she just stretched and said, "Yeah, I've hiked bigger mountains."

God proceeded to unveiling an entire continent, rich in diversity and life. "Contemplate the complexity and balance of this ecosystem."

She casually replied, "Traveled a lot. It's just another piece of land."

God, with a wave of His hand, showed the Earth from space. "Behold the planet, a jewel in the cosmos."

But she simply said, "Space travel is so last century."

Growing more determined, God revealed the splendor of the heavens, the galaxies swirling in an eternal dance. "Witness the grandeur of the cosmos."

Yet she remained uninterested. "Sci-fi movies have shown me galaxies far, far away."

Finally, God, with a flourish, displayed the vast multiverse, an infinite array of realities. "Behold the endless possibilities of creation."

She, checking her watch, said, "Multiverse? Dr. Strange played around with that already."

God, now truly challenged, thought for a moment. Then, with a flicker in His eyes, He created something new — an endless stream of short videos, each more captivating than the last, a perfect dopamine-inducing system.

She picked up a device and started scrolling. Her eyes lit up, her attention finally captured. "Oh, now this is something!"

God watched as she became engrossed, a hint of darkness in His smile. "Sometimes, to captivate a human heart, one must create a labyrinth they cannot escape."

I open my eyes, chock-full of hope.

“Starting today, I'll eat better. No more junk food. No dessert when I'm already full. No ordering in when there's perfectly good food at home.”

“Starting today, I will exercise. Every morning, a brisk walk or a jog. No skipping workouts. No excuses about being too busy.”

“Starting today, I will read more. No more endless scrolling on my phone. Every night, at least one chapter before bed. Diving into stories and knowledge, not social media.”

Lying in bed at the end of today, I realize another day has passed without change. As I close my eyes, I promise, "But starting tomorrow, I will…" and fall asleep mid-sentence.

Whenever I reach the milestone, a voice inside me whispers, "Why not push a little bit more? A little bit more can't hurt." It's a seductive thought, enticing me to keep going.

My heart, restless and insatiable, often overrules the logical part of my brain. It’s a battle between desire and reason, and more often than not, desire wins.

I always tell myself, “It’s all about the timing.” Not too soon, not too late, just perfect. It sounds so simple in theory, yet in practice, it’s like walking a tightrope with no safety net.

And then, when the big moment finally arrives, it’s already too late. All that waiting, all that effort, and here I am, staring at an over-boiled egg.

He walked into the doctor's office, feeling slightly off. The office was quiet and calm, the air tinged with a sense of professionalism.

"Well, a headache might suggest several things - dehydration, stress, or maybe a migraine. And a runny nose? Likely an infection, like a common cold or sinusitis.”

"A quick blood test could check the viral load, help us rule out anything serious. Mild medication could alleviate the pain, though we must be wary of side effects."

"If symptoms persist, we might need more tests, an MRI, or even a CT scan to be thorough."

There was a brief silence. Then, the doctor, with a slightly confused tone, asked, "Are you expecting some input from me too?"

He pressed pause, stepping away for a break from work that felt necessary.

Early on, every phone call sent a shiver down his spine, a reminder of a time when he was always on call. But the familiar voices on the other end didn’t make any urgent demands.

His inbox, once a battleground of pointed fingers, became eerily quiet, allowing him to rediscover its original purpose — a slow, thoughtful exchange with those in distant places.

Outside, nature had been hard at work, painting a masterpiece that the largest canvas couldn’t hold. He was awestruck by the beauty that had been visible to everyone but him.

And just as peace was starting to take root in his soul, the call came. It was the world he had left behind, refusing to let go. "Return to the fray, we’re at war, soldier.” He wasn’t ready, but the endless work marched on, and reluctantly, so did he.

In a small, dimly lit room, a man cradled a newborn, his newborn, feeling the weight of the world in his arms. The baby was helpless, completely dependent on him for everything. Overwhelmed by his new role as a father, the man was seized by a surge of panic.

The baby's cries were incessant, each wail cutting through the man's heart. He tried everything to soothe the child, but nothing seemed to work. The room felt as if it were closing in, the walls echoing the baby's relentless cries. Pacing back and forth, his mind was tormented with thoughts of inadequacy. "What if I can't do this?" he wondered desperately.

But he could, and he did. I know because I am that baby, now a father myself, holding my own newborn son in my arms. Pacing in my living room, I am gripped by the same wave of panic that once consumed my father, continuing the unbroken chain of love, fear, and hope that connected my father to me and his father to him.

Sitting at my computer, I filled my cart with diapers, my mind swirling with thoughts of a world on the brink of collapse. I was determined not to be caught off-guard. The notion of facing a crisis without enough diapers was unacceptable.

As my cart grew, I wondered if these diapers might be more than just baby necessities. In a society grasping for stability, I pictured diapers as a new form of currency, a vital commodity in the barter system of a world gone mad.

When the truckload of diapers arrived, I frantically unpacked them, proud of my foresight. The huge stockpile was a symbol of my preparedness, until my wife asked me if I got the right size. The horror of not knowing that there was a right size was quite evident in my inconsolable howling.

"Look at you, treacherous stairs," I muttered, glaring at them with a sense of defiance. The stairs were a looming threat in my home, a danger that I felt compelled to guard against constantly.

"You're not so sharp now, are you?" I'd proudly say, having just added another layer of padding to the table corners. In my quest, every sharp edge in the house had to be softened, every potential hazard neutralized.

At night, roaming the quiet halls, I'd whisper to the walls, "You'll keep him safe, won't you?" It felt like they were my allies in this silent vigil, upholding my mission to shield my son from harm.

Then, one day, as I was scolding the coffee table, my son stood up from the couch. He was much taller, his voice deeper. "Dad, stop," he said, looking at me with exasperation. "I'm thirty years old now."

The air crackles with rage as they stand face to face. "You just don't listen!" she accuses, her voice sharp with frustration.

"I am listening right now!" he counters loudly, pointing out the obvious irony.

"That doesn't count!" she snaps back, dismissing his current attention.

"When did I not listen, then?" he challenges, his tone a blend of anger and genuine curiosity.

"If you actually listened, you'd know!" she retorts, her statement looping back on itself.

"But how can I know if you don’t tell me when?" he argues, his frustration evident as he tries to follow her logic.

"You wouldn’t need to be told if you actually listened!" she insists, her anger flaring up again.

"Are you even listening to yourself?" he exclaims, his confusion growing.

He’s sleek, full of potential, but he looks lonely, like he’s longing for companionship. "He needs a friend," I think. Almost as if I'm responding to his silent plea, I get him an add-on. It's just a small thing, but I sense him perk up, like he’s grateful.

The connection grows. Each new accessory feels like I'm introducing new friends to him. They're part of his world. I can see him come to life more and more as each addition expands his capabilities.

I start to feel a sense of responsibility towards him. "I have to get him the complete set," I tell myself. A swipe here, a tap there, and my living space starts to revolve around him and his needs.

"I'm doing this for you," I say to the gadget as I swipe my card again. It feels like I owe it to him, to keep his world full and vibrant, even as my own becomes burdened with debt.

As I click 'buy now', my heart races with excitement. I've just purchased something new, something I've been eyeing for weeks. I imagine the sleek, shiny thing in my hands, its cool surface and the promise of new experiences.

At the sound of every vehicle, I peek out the window, hoping to catch a glimpse of the delivery van. When it finally arrives, my excitement peaks. I rush to the door, almost dancing with anticipation.

I eagerly open the package, feeling its heft and texture in my hands. Inside, the new item sits, its surface cool and untouched. I run my fingertips over it, briefly relishing its newness. Setting it down gently, I race back online to the next thing, chasing the feeling of waiting for something new.

I played my first hand with confidence: "I care a lot, like a whole semi-truck full of care," I boasted, picturing a gigantic truck brimming with care. Your eyes widened slightly, but I knew you were just warming up. "You wouldn’t even begin to understand the depths to which I care," I added, laying down an imaginary card of immense value.

Your turn came, and you played a card that made me raise an eyebrow. "I care as much as the height of Everest," you declared. I chuckled, unimpressed. "That's nothing. I care more than the distance from the sun to the moon to the stars to the end of the known and unknown universe," I countered, throwing down a card that glittered with cosmic significance.

You smirked, playing your next move. "I care you plus one," you said. I laughed, "Get outta here. I care your care plus a quintillion." I imagined a card so large that a billion monkeys typing randomly couldn't even begin to describe its enormity.

But then, I decided it was time for my final play, my trump card: "I care infinity." I laid it down with a flourish, expecting you to counter with another ludicrously high number. But instead, there was a pause. A moment where our game seemed to transcend the playful rivalry. In that silence, we reached a kind of emotional truce. We both cared, and ultimately, I guess that's what mattered most.

I realize I’m not alone. Bright lights pierce the darkness of my room, their sudden intrusion sending waves of panic through me. The accompanying whirring noises are disorienting.

I am turned and adjusted as if I am a specimen. I scream, my cries echoing in the room, but they seem unheard. Desperately, I reach out, seeking something familiar to cling to, but my hands grasp only air, finding no comfort or safety.

A strange liquid is poured into my mouth. I want to resist, but I’m overwhelmed, consumed by fear. As the liquid touches my lips, I brace for the worst, but gradually, a strange calm seeps in, dulling the sharp edges of my terror. As the last drops of consciousness leave my body, I find myself back in my crib, the parental figures retreating into the shadows.

Alright, let's get straight to it. Having kids is really hard, way harder than anyone tells you. Nothing prepares you for waking up every two hours in pain to feed a crying baby. And each cry, it's like a dagger straight to the heart.

Friends, hobbies, spontaneous outings - they're all replaced by endless diaper checks. If the baby poops, it's a problem; if the baby doesn't poop, it's a problem.

And just when you think you can't take anymore, your heart jumps into your throat with every scan, test, and screening, hoping everything is okay.

But, you know what? I knew all of this before I had my baby. And I still did it. So, why the heck are you listening to me?

I was lying in my crib with a plan brewing in my tiny mind. The house was quiet, everyone asleep.

I started with a low, grumbling cry, just enough to break the silence. Slowly, my cries grew louder and more persistent, like an alarm bell in the night. I could almost hear Ma and Pa's heartbeats quicken as they stumbled out of bed, their minds clouded with sleep and worry.

My cries continued, unwavering and strategic. Ma and Da tried everything – rocking, soothing words, feeding. But I was resolute. I could sense their frustration and desperation building.

The tension in the house was palpable. Words like "exhaustion" and "helplessness" floated through the air. Someone even muttered, half-jokingly, "Is it too late for adoption?"

Just as they reached their wit's end, I ceased my crying. I lay there, eyes open, gazing at them with an almost knowing look. I had once again reinforced my position as the most important thing in their lives, never to be fully understood, yet always prioritized.

He was a strongman, an unyielding force. His strategies were bold, leading teams through high-stakes decisions. His firm voice settled disputes with a single statement. His charisma lit up rooms, his assertiveness turning conversations in his favor.

But then, his beloved had to be taken to the hospital, and he found himself aimlessly wandering its sterile, impersonal halls. He stood helpless as doctors delivered their diagnoses in a language that seemed both foreign and detached, offering little in the way of comfort. He could only watch and wait, unable to influence the sequence of events unfolding before him.

In that silent waiting room, the strongman's usual confidence and control vanished. He was stripped of the facade of invulnerability he had always projected, revealing a side of him as human and fragile as anyone else's. It became clear that the strongman's strength wasn't transferable, but his beloved's weakness was.

As soon as I was born, I was universally cherished, a tiny beacon of new life, hope, and possibility. Every gaze that fell upon me, from the doctors to strangers peeking into my crib, was filled with wonder and kindness. I was celebrated for simply being.

But as I grew up, I remained cherished only to those who already loved me. To the world at large, I was seen through the lens of my affiliations. My life, once universally adored, could now be admired, questioned, or even despised, based on factors beyond my control.

Could the world ever see me with the same unconditional regard and tenderness that was reserved for me as a newborn? Was it possible to value me for my intrinsic worth rather than the labels I acquired over time?

It's a strange feeling, looking at these scribbled ambitions – lose weight, learn a new language, travel more. Funny, he didn't do any of that. Yet, there's no sting of failure, no bitter taste of unmet goals.

You see, this year unfolded in ways he couldn't have predicted. He didn't lose weight, but he found strength. He didn't learn a new language, but he listened wholly. He didn't stamp his passport, but he journeyed deep into the depths of his soul.

He set out this year to control his destiny, to carve a path lined with checked boxes and achieved goals. But life, with its unpredictable glory, taught him something far more valuable.

It showed him that sometimes the most incredible achievements are the ones you never planned for. His list of resolutions might remain unchecked, but his heart is full and his spirit is enriched.

I've been on this journey for nine months. Standing in the hospital, my mind is spinning. Should I choose an epidural or go for natural birth? What about a C-section? Was it safer for my baby? These questions kept bouncing around in my head.

I heard so many stories about how tough labor could be, like enduring the breaking of bones. I couldn't even begin to understand what that would feel like, but I knew it mattered so much for the baby's safety.

Doctors and nurses move with purpose, their faces calm and composed. Test after test, the beeping of machines measured vital signs - each number, each metric holding a clue to my baby’s future.

I keep thinking about all the tough times I had been through - the sickness, the pain, and the endless waiting. I just couldn't wait for it all to end, to hear my baby's first cry, to know that everything I went through was worth it.

Then again, all these anxieties, these fears, and dilemmas – they were never really mine to bear. I was just standing there, watching as they prepared my wife for delivery.

I gave this project everything, working non-stop night after night. I didn't just double-check every detail, I triple-checked it. I didn’t settle for anything less than perfection.

Launch day dawned, and the first wave of feedback started rolling in. It was incredible, a sweet payoff for all my hard work. There were high-fives all around, people calling it a game-changer.

But then, some anonymous guy dropped a bomb: “It’s whatever.” Really? This was the thanks I got for all those late nights and careful planning?

“Whatever”? Did it take him all day to come up with that? He probably wouldn't recognize innovation if it smacked him in the face. It’s like showing a 3D movie to someone who forgot their glasses.

But then, as a leader, I remembered the importance of all feedback, even the negative. It’s what helped me improve, get better. I took a deep breath, calming myself. I wanted to respond with grace and maturity, to be the bigger person. So, I crafted a reply that was dignified, one that put me above the pettiness, and hit send: “Whatever your face.”

I’ve made promises – to be there for every milestone, to support through every challenge, to share in every joy. These commitments, made to those who depend on me, are sacred. They are what drive me, fuel my every day. But there’s this nagging thought, an irrational fear that I won’t be able to keep them.

It’s strange, this feeling. I have everything organized. I’ve taken all the right steps to minimize risk. But sometimes, as I pause at the busy crosswalk on my way home, I think - what if a car comes out of nowhere? It sounds absurd, but the fear is there, refusing to be silenced.

But for every fear that passes through my mind, there's a stronger, more powerful force pushing me forward. It's the power of love, this unwavering commitment to provide for those I hold dear. This force transforms my perspective, turning the maze of pitfalls into a canvas of endless possibilities.

"Honey," I exclaimed with a grin, "I think I’ve nailed it!"

I was on a mission to gift my unborn child a name so unique, so unheard of, that it would definitively become a part of, if not their whole, personality. No common names for me, no sir. I was going to be the Michelangelo of baby naming.

“Listen to this,” I continued, the name rolling off my tongue like a hidden treasure I’d just unearthed. My wife's eyes lit up, mirroring my excitement. “That’s brilliant!” she agreed.

Eager to confirm my brilliance, I turned to Google, my heart racing with anticipation. “Just a formality,” I thought, “to prove how original I am.” I hit enter and waited for the sweet, sweet validation. And then the screen flashed ten-fucking-million results.

As he finished his drink, he found himself facing a dilemma: to litter or not to litter.

Holding the empty cup, he contemplated, "If everyone else is doing the right thing and keeping the city clean, surely my one piece of litter won't matter." He glanced around, noticing the pristine streets and nearly empty bins, and felt a sense of freedom to act carelessly.

But then, a second thought struck him. "What if everyone starts thinking like me?" he wondered. "If we all start littering because we think our individual actions don't count, the city, the nation, and eventually the world, will turn into a dump."

Applying game theory to end the logjam, he returned home and gathered all the trash he could find – bags brimming with refuse, discarded newspapers, and broken objects. Then, with a mix of defiance and resolve, he emptied all the bags onto the street, declaring loudly, “I am definitely littering, people, so you best stop.”

The little girl's brilliance was undeniable, casting a spell over everyone around her. Her parents watched her, eyes wide with wonder, as she effortlessly solved puzzles that stumped children many years older. They couldn't contain their pride, often remarking in hushed, excited tones, "You're extraordinary!"

These words, spoken with such casual certainty, wove themselves into the fabric of her identity. In her mind, she wasn't just smart; she was a beacon of brilliance, a destined trailblazer. Every achievement, every accolade, reinforced this image.

But as the years passed, the gap between her and her peers started to close. Those who had lagged behind were now at her heels, and then, before she knew it, walking beside her. They, too, had their moments of brilliance, their flashes of genius. Some even began to outshine her.

The girl, now a young woman, found herself floundering in a sea of average. The praise that once flowed so freely dried up, replaced by an unspoken expectation she could no longer meet. She was no longer the prodigy, the wonder child, the future world-changer. She was just... ordinary.

And while the world seemed to have forgotten the prophecies of her childhood, she could not. Each night, she lay in the quiet darkness, unable to face her own reflection, not because of what she saw, but because of what she didn’t see – the extraordinary person she was supposed to become.

He is the king of an immense empire. His power, vast and unchallenged, stretches across lands and seas. His enemies, try as they might, cannot stand against him. As he sits on his throne, he commands legions that shape the very fabric of the realm.

The battlefield before him is a testament to his might. His warriors, loyal and fierce, clash against the enemy in a never-ending dance of war. The air is thick with the sounds of battle — the clashing of swords, the cries of the fallen, and the triumphant roars of his soldiers. He watches, his heart swelling with pride and power.

But then, something unexpected pierces the cacophony of war. A sound, alien and jarring, cuts through the noise. It's his sworn enemy, using the most powerful weapon known to man — nagging. It gets louder, more insistent. It's a call, a summoning that he cannot ignore. His concentration breaks, his focus shatters.

Reluctantly, he removes his headset, the crown of his digital empire, and stands up from his throne. His virtual kingdom will have to wait, for now, the ruler must heed the call of his mother's dinner call. But he'll be back, for in that digital realm, he is king, and his adventure is far from over.

The room was dim and filled with strange objects. She stood in the center, her eyes gleaming. She approached me with tools that glistened ominously. My heart pounded in my chest, fear gripping me like icy fingers.

With a wicked smile, she started her work. The drill whirred, and I felt a sharp, unbearable pain. I tried to scream, but no sound came out. Then came the saw, its edges biting into my flesh. I was certain this was the end.

Just when I thought I couldn't take any more, she brought out a vial of some viscous liquid. She poured it into the holes she had made, and a burning sensation spread through my body. Everything started to blur, and I felt myself slipping away into darkness.

Her kind voice broke through my daze, “We’re almost done here. Are you feeling okay?” I nodded, more out of instinctive fear than any kind of agreement or understanding, as the dentist wrapped up my root canal.

In the twisted new world, work's value was measured not by its impact or quality, but by how much attention it grabbed. Offices became more like stages, each worker an actor in a relentless performance. The genuine art of work was replaced by a show, a spectacle where only visibility mattered, not real achievement.

This transformation was eerie, turning office life into something unrecognizable. Workers, once focused on their tasks, now obsessed over how their work was perceived. The quiet satisfaction of a job well done was overshadowed by the loud need for recognition and applause.

But then, something unexpected happened. Amidst this world of performance and pretense, a young intern at a small company refused to play along. She worked quietly, diligently, without a care for the show around her. Her focus was on the true value of her work, not its visibility.

Her approach, so starkly different in this changed world, began to draw attention. People noticed the depth of her work, the real impact it had. And fearing that her approach might inspire others or, worse, set a new standard against which their own efforts would be measured, the decision was made to let her go.

In a dimly lit conference room, the glow of the screen cast a soft light on attendees, some peering from their Zoom boxes, others physically present. He stood at the front, thoughts racing. "This is it," he told himself.

The presentation started, and a hush fell over the room. With each slide, his initial nervousness subtly transformed into cautious confidence. "I'm doing well," he thought, feeling a quiet assurance building with each click.

Yet, as he drew toward the conclusion, the room remained eerily silent. No approving nods, no murmurs of approval, just a sea of blank faces. A bead of sweat trailed down his temple. "Why aren't they reacting?" he wondered, feeling the tension rise.

In a moment of panic, he went off-script. Words began to pour out in a disorganized mix of half-truths and overstatements. Slowly, he noticed a change in the audience – their indifferent stares turned into looks of mild interest.

As his fabrications escalated, so did the energy in the room, marked by growing applause and nods. The audience's expressions transformed from curiosity to full engagement, now visibly captivated by his storytelling.

Riding the wave of their response, he felt a rush of exhilaration. The lies flowed more naturally now, each one more extravagant than the last. As the applause reached its peak, a sinister chuckle escaped him, completing his transformation into the storied leader he was destined to become.

Not smart enough for a good job, not kind enough for a great love, not strong enough for a good life, he looks at his existence through the lens of self-doubt, and it confirms everything.

Around him, his friends radiate success, their lives seemingly flawless. Their confidence is unshakable, their smiles genuine. Standing among them, he feels like dust.

When he tries, there's this voice, his voice, whispering, "They're so far ahead, why even bother?" It's louder than any cheer or encouragement, a relentless reminder of the gap between him and his friends' lives.

But, unbeknownst to him, his friends grapple with intense jealousy. They look at him and see someone to aspire to, a model of success and confidence. In their eyes, he is the epitome of everything they doubt they can ever be.

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Every morning, she receives a reading from the machine. This reading is her private barometer, predicting her mood for the rest of the day.

A bad reading casts a long shadow. The streets outside her window feel narrower, the sun less bright. Her smiles are forced, her interactions tense. The outside world seems less welcoming, and as the day drags on, she is constantly reminded of her gloomy morning reading.

On the other hand, a good reading makes her day sparkle with joy. The same streets bustle with energy, the colors around her seeming brighter, more lively. Every encounter, whether with a neighbor or a barista, is full of positivity, making her add a bounce to every step.

This cycle of good and bad days is never-ending. Each morning, a number flashes before her eyes, shaping her self-worth for the day. This simple weighing machine, quietly judging her body, gradually becomes the lens through which she views her world.

"We're not pregnant, she is," I used to say, wondering a man's role in all this. After all, it was her body changing, not mine.

Then, overnight, everything about me started to bug her. The sound of my breathing, how I moved in my sleep, even the smell of my toothpaste. I'd stand there wondering, 'Wait, what did I do now?'

And it wasn't just her. The baby had a thing or two to say too. I'd try offering it her favorite foods, and the life inside her would say, 'Shove it, mister.'

My list of crimes was endless. I was too loud. I never put the toilet seat down right. I didn't shower enough, walked around too much, and ate too late at night.

Now, I know. Men are the human pain relievers. Safe for use during pregnancy, they're always on hand, no prescription needed. When things get tough, their mere entry into a room with a 'punch me in the face' attitude magically sets everything right.

So, please pardon my brothers everywhere when they proudly proclaim, "She’s not pregnant, we are."

Kiddo,

You're not even here yet, and everyone's already busy preparing for your arrival. You're going to be treated like royalty, that's for sure.

But here's the thing – I've heard that newborns are pretty self-destructive. It seems you'll find every possible way to hurt, maim, and generally endanger yourself. That's a lot for a first-time dad to take in, but I promise not to be too overprotective.

As you grow, I've got some serious plans for your brain – books, languages, vocations, swimming, the works. If you don't turn out to be a prodigy, I'll be personally offended, just saying.

Your mom has already laid down the law – no phones till you're 18. I wasn’t thinking that extreme, but hey, she's the boss on this one. You can take it up with her.

You know, choosing your name was quite the task. It had to be unique, easy to pronounce, and optimized for search engines. I never liked my name much, but yours? I think you're going to like it. It’ll be our little secret until you arrive.

You’ve definitely driven a wrench into your mom’s career plans. The world’s a complicated place, and it’s tough to explain, but here’s the lowdown: your mom will choose you over her career if we let her. That’s why we have to encourage her not to give up too much.

They say the only time a mother wants to hear her baby cry is right after birth. So, when you make your big debut, clear your lungs and let out a good cry. It's going to be the most beautiful sound she’s ever heard.

See you soon, little one.

He used to be a corporate gladiator, thriving in an arena of suits and swivel chairs. He wasn’t afraid to take a stand, even if it meant losing his job or facing disgrace.

This guy right here was fully dedicated to doing the right thing: for the customers, for the company, and for his principles.

But now, times have changed and he has changed with them. He has learned the hard way that blending in is easier than standing out, that surviving is easier than thriving.

So, he starts nodding his head even before you open your mouth. He agrees with everything you say, no matter how absurd. In fact, the more absurd it is, the faster he will agree.

If you want to scrap a project that took a year to build, he will ready the apologetic mass email. He will personally hold your hand and guide you through the steps to squander the company's resources. He hopes you’re happy.

"I'm destined for bigger things," his inner voice assured him, standing defiantly against the soulless machinery of his nine-to-five.

"This is where I take a stand," he believed, the thrill of a new side project igniting a spark within him.

"At least I have my job," he reminded himself, as the challenges began to mount and every obstacle diminished his enthusiasm.

"At least I have my job," he chanted in reassurance, as the project drained him of both time and spirit.

"The difficulty is too much to bear," he conceded finally, his brief escape into the world of dreams coming to an abrupt end.

Mr. Early wasn't going to work until he was too old to enjoy financial freedom. No, no. Mr. Early was the king of frugality and a master of penny-pinching.

He scrimped and saved, living his life in a spreadsheet, until the bottom line read: “Congratulations, Mr. Early, you’ve retired early!”

Now, at home, Mr. Early had all the time in the world. He could do anything, except of course, the one thing he was best at – his job.

So, he tried gardening. He planted seeds, talked to them, and watered them, but alas, watching grass grow wasn’t the thrill he had imagined.

Then, French. “Bonjour,” he murmured to himself awkwardly, the echo making him cringe. It was the only French that ever crossed his lips.

Undeterred, he bought brushes, paints, and canvases. Hours flew by as he enthusiastically painted… a colorful blob.

Every day, Mr. Early looked for a new purpose, and every day, Mr. Early realized that the journey to retirement was more rewarding than retirement itself.

No, no, no, I've napped too long. Now I won't sleep on time tonight, and I’ll be all groggy and unfocused at work tomorrow. My boss will definitely notice. He'll think I'm slacking off, and then, he'll hand me a pink slip. With me jobless, how will I keep up with the monthly payments? I’ll lose the house for sure. And I’ll end up homeless, out on the streets. I'll be scrapping for food, fighting stray dogs for leftovers.

In such a vulnerable state, I might catch something, some strange, unknown illness. Suddenly, I’m ‘Patient Zero‘ of an unprecedented global outbreak. A group of concerned scientists will find me. They'll whisk me away to a secret laboratory for study. They'll probe my brain, conduct intracranial tests, trying to uncover the secrets of this new disease.

But what if their experiments go wrong? What if they accidentally grant me telepathic powers? With these new powers, I'll escape the lab, only to become a person of global interest. Governments will see me as a threat. They'll send spies and agents to capture me. I'll have to go into hiding, moving from place to place, always looking over my shoulder. Perhaps I'll find a remote island and live there, away from civilization. But satellites and drones will constantly monitor me.

Aliens, noticing the chaos on Earth, will abduct me from my island refuge. Curious about this human who's caused such a stir, they'll take me to their planet. There, I'll become a part of their society, maybe even a leader. I'll bring peace to warring alien tribes, become an intergalactic hero.

But then, I'll start to miss Earth. I'll build a spaceship from alien technology and make my way back home, only to find that centuries have passed on Earth due to time dilation. I'll return to a world that has long forgotten about me. And there, in this future Earth, exhausted from my long journey, I'll take another long nap.

He was an invincible titan, looking down upon those who wished for do-overs, for second chances. He was sure he wouldn't change a single life decision, not in a hundred years, not in a thousand.

Death wouldn’t be able to weaken him with regret and sentiment. No, he was a formidable adversary, and he'd beat Death just like he had beaten everyone else who crossed him.

Lying in his sterile hospital bed on a bleak evening, he dared nearing Death to take its best shot, to even attempt to separate him from his life force.

He rallied his strength for the assault, but his body, once powerful, refused to obey. Confused, he couldn't even keep his eyes open, let alone face his end with the defiance he imagined.

As he drew his final breaths, a sense of panic set in. "No, no, no," he thought desperately, "Not like this… not without a fight." And then, he was gone.

He's done it, he’s finally climbed the next rung on the corporate ladder. The fresh leather creaks under his weight as he plops down into his new chair. 

Spinning in his chair, a soft voice inside whispers, ‘Now what?’ He waits for a reality-changing revelation, some perceptible shift in existence, but nothing happens.

Seconds turn into minutes, minutes into hours, and the silence grows heavy. The room feels too big, or perhaps he feels too small.

Before the self-doubt has a chance to really kick in, his gaze shifts back to the ladder. There it is — another rung, another prestigious title beckoning him. The race has been reset. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy," the excited hamster exclaims, hopping onto its endless wheel for another spin.

In the quiet hours of the night, she often lies awake, her mind a sea of contradictions about the man sleeping beside her. "Why does it irk me so?" she wonders, staring at the ceiling.

He is a good father, attentive and caring. But his part in creating life is as brief as a Reel, while she endures months of discomfort, pain, and change.

She admires his resilience, that is true. But, she can't help but sneer when a spicy burrito leaves him groaning in discomfort, his pain a rounding error of the debilitating agony she faces every month.

He provides, yes. But the world makes it so hard for her to do the same, to fight twice as hard for half the recognition.

In her darker moments, she finds herself wishing he would just disappear, leaving her to face the world alone, unshadowed by his presence.

But then, she catches a glimpse of him, maybe lost in a book, and her heart softens. "He's not the enemy," she reminds herself. Her love rekindles, strong and foundational, as the man she married captivates her anew, simply by being himself.

He is the picture of average. His face, his walk, his entire being is so ordinary that you'd walk past him without a second glance.

However, the average man has a secret. Whenever he touches his phone, he feels a surge of power, a rush that he never experiences in day-to-day life. His eyes gleam with malicious delight as he goes from man to troll, from decently kind to hatefully cruel.

“This is where I truly matter,” he thinks, as he types out comments that belittle achievements and amplify sorrows. If someone expresses joy, he jumps in to say it doesn't matter. If someone is proud, he tells them they aren’t good enough. And if someone is having a hard time, he urges them to consider giving up entirely.

“They can’t ignore me here,” he’s sure, a twisted satisfaction filling him as his offline mediocrity hides behind his online omnipotence.

Then he puts his phone down and the illusion shatters. The troll vanishes, and there stands the average man once again, back to being a nobody.

He was molded by his mother's teachings to be an upstanding, honorable man. “Be the change,” she would whisper, her eyes holding a thousand untold stories of suffering.

Then, the honorable man met his wife’s father, who, adhering to tradition, offered a dowry far beyond his middling means.

The temptation gnawed at the honorable man, and in a moment of weakness, he succumbed. He convinced himself that the cycle of greed and societal decay would stop after him. That the dowry would be his secret, a one-time departure from his ironclad principles.

That was a hundred years ago. Now, the honorable man’s great-great-grandson stands at his own wedding, facing the same decision. With the lessons of his forefathers fresh in his mind, he too decides the cycle stops… after him.

He’s said it now. He never meant to, really. It just slipped out. Now, it's out there, and there's no way to reel it back in.

This lie, his lie, wasn’t born out of malice. It was a knee-jerk reaction, a panicked attempt to shield himself from judgment and disappointment.

Sitting alone with the truth, he’s burdened with guilt, but he’s sure there‘s no turning back now.

So, he tells another lie, and then another, and then another. He keeps going, piling one on top of another, forever trapped in the story he’s created.

Mild-mannered and ambitious, he was surprised when his boss said, "You're doing great, but you need to work on your visibility.”

Eager to improve, he began making small changes, speaking up in every meeting and arriving early at the office.

Unimpressed, his boss reiterated, "You need to be more visible."

Not one to back down, he began sending daily email blasts to the entire company, showcasing his achievements and his team's progress.

Still unimpressed, his boss demanded more, "I can barely see you!"

Determined to resolve the issue once and for all, he started wearing bright-colored clothes and transformed his desk into a neon light show, complete with flashing LED displays of his project milestones.

Fed up, his boss pulled him aside and said, "Your enthusiasm is appreciated, but let's remember, it's your work that should stand out, not your tricks."

"Later," she said practically, sitting in their modest living room. They were an average couple, conscientious and rational, choosing to be responsible before taking the leap into parenthood.

He, a man of the modern era, was supportive of her autonomy. Besides, he wanted them to enjoy their youth. "What’s the point of having it all when you’re too old to enjoy it?" he would often say.

Their home was comfortable, filled with love and the promise of a future family. "Just a bit more," they would say to each other, envisioning a future where their child would have everything she needed.

As the years slipped by, they watched their friends start families. They shared in the joy and chaos of their friends' new lives, eagerly anticipating their turn.

Finally, the timing felt right, and they started trying. But the days turned into weeks and weeks into months, their anticipation slowly giving way to concern.

So, they found themselves in the clinic, hand in hand, as the doctor's words, delivered with a gentle, regretful tone, changed their lives: "It's too late."

In the beginning, there were two. They were inseparable, sharing secrets under starlit skies and dreams over morning coffee. In moments of difficulty, they were each other's sanctuary, and in a world full of change, they were each other's constant.

Then there were three. One chose her independence and the other embraced motherhood. As one rapidly climbed the corporate ladder, the other's baby became the center of her universe. Both remained true to themselves as their choices pulled them apart.

And then, there was one. Alone, she reflected on the choices that had led them here. She missed her friend dearly. Sometimes, a call was made, missed, and then forgotten. Their lives, once so aligned, now marched to different beats. Try as they might, they would never be in sync again.

"In a few years, I'll be the boss," she dreams, her mind full of career plans. But she decides on a brief pause, just enough to ensure her little one gets the best start.

As he goes off to school, she’s his cheerleader, cheering him on in every school play and every inconsequential recital.

As college arrives, she’s his rock, helping him navigate new challenges and new freedoms.

And as he steps into marriage, she’s his wingman, guiding him towards marital bliss.

When he stops calling, her motherly duties are finally complete and she sits alone in her empty, quiet house, excitedly thinking to herself, "Now, where was I?"

He's at that tricky mid-career stage, always thinking about the future. The same old daily grind at work is starting to make him lose interest.

Around him, he sees everyone rushing towards popular career options, like a herd following a trend without much thought. He's not sheep. He’s smarter than that, choosing his path based on real thought.

He consults friends, scrolls through endless online forums, and seeks wisdom from mentors. He's gathering facts and opinions.

When it's time to make his move, he feels confident. Proudly, he’s followed his heart to the most unique destination of all: the exact same place as everyone else.

"I'm not like them," she would think with a hint of resignation. She wasn’t wired to be one of the settlers. "I can‘t take the easy path life offers me," she would say, "I want to feel alive." She was different, destined for something greater, something more.

She made bold moves. She quit her vanilla job. She politely declined offers to date 'good enough.' She went after the absolute best – a noteworthy career, a love story straight out of a Disney fairy tale, and a life worth documenting.

But this path came with sacrifices. Personal relationships frayed under the weight of her unyielding schedule. Moments of quiet reflection became luxuries she could no longer afford. The thought of starting a family, once a cherished dream, was pushed aside in wait for Prince Charming.

It is too late to turn back now, the bridges to her other life burned in the quest for more. She keeps fighting, driven by the momentum of her own choices, but in quiet moments, doubt creeps in. She wonders if there might have been an easier path, a life where she wasn't proving something to the world. A life where she was more like them.

He started his startup with a fire in his heart. "I'll show them," he thought, turning away from everyone's advice, convinced that he alone knew the path to greatness.

But as the days turned into weeks, and weeks into months, that fire began to flicker. His product, his dream, seemed to fall on deaf ears. The users who cheered him on were nowhere to be seen. The growth he dreamed of, the success he was so sure of, remained out of reach.

The idea of shutting it all down, of retreating to a simpler life, now tempts him. Yet, the weight of his own declarations holds him back. He told everyone he was a founder, a maverick who refused to conform to the system. Admitting defeat would mean shattering that image, admitting that they were right and he was wrong.

So, he remains trapped in his own fears, unable to muster the courage to shut down or to fully commit. Each day blends into the next, a continuous loop of existential crisis, too scared to move forward, too proud to step back.

She sits quietly, her world narrowed to the baby inside her. Small, precious, yet so far from her arms. She longs to hold him, to touch him, but all she can do is wait, feel his tiny feet, and hope.

Her love is big, her fears even bigger. Is she doing enough? Is he growing as he should? The doctor's words, "just an anomaly, wait and see," echo in her mind. They change everything. Now, he is her only thought, her single concern.

She promises him, silently, that he is all that matters. Once he's born, once he's in her arms, everything will be alright.

The thought of being his mother, his everything, feels so big, so overwhelming. She whispers to him, "You are okay." She clings tightly to these words, trying to push away doubts. But in the quiet, when she’s all alone, her fears grow too, and she wonders if the words are more for her than for the life growing inside her.

The blank textbox is white, large, and empty. "How do I start?" I wonder. "What if it doesn't make sense?" I worry. "Should every story have a neat ending?"

Life isn't tidy, you know. It's all mixed up, full of details that don't always fit together. There's no moral to the story, and things mostly happen because they can. While I want to retrofit it all into a neat little narrative, I struggle to hold all the pieces in my mind.

But when my fingers touch the keyboard, they dance with the thoughts. Tap-tap-tap. I can't tell if the thought comes first or the word, but I know they work together, like best friends. Writing helps me think, and thinking helps me write.

He’s sitting at the table, cards in his hands, eyes locked on the deck. He feels the possibilities, a pulsing current under his skin, as the dealer slides the next card. Yes, yes, that next card is going to be his, for sure. 

The card flips. His heart leaps, then plummets. It isn't his.

This sensation, this high — he chases it everywhere. He provokes colleagues into wagers. He transforms mundane debates into high-stakes battles. And he makes friends stake claims on trivial matters. Every victory is a shot of adrenaline straight into his veins; each loss, a test to see if he’s too chicken to chase the next win.

But when the cards are down, when the bets are off, and when ordinary life resumes, he is dead inside. He’s waiting, desperate and hollow, for the next gamble, the next hit that’ll bring him back to life.

Why not buy a house? It's what adults do, right? Nothing screams ‘I’ve made it!’ like a three-bedroom with an open kitchen.

At the sales office, the salesperson has his charm cranked up to ten. He shows me glossy brochures with happy families in perfect homes.

The amenities are out of a dream – a club with a shimmering pool where I could finally learn how to swim, a movie theater perfect for smuggling in my own popcorn, and a tennis court for uncovering my hidden athleticism. I think to myself, "Yes, this is it. This is what's been missing in my life!"

Then the cost sheet comes out, and I briefly lose consciousness. I swear I've never seen so many commas in a number before. As I hesitantly sign on the dotted line, the salesman grins widely. “Look at that,” he says, pointing at me then to the house, “Congratulations!” For a moment, I’m not sure who he’s congratulating – me for owning the house, or the house for owning me.

Okay, I understand the science of cold showering, how the fear triggers the fight-or-flight response, makes the brain sharper and all that jazz. It’s great in theory, as long as my mind, the one narrating this, can overpower my body’s instincts.

So, I’m there, all pumped up, telling myself, “You’ve got this!” It’s mind over matter, baby. I should be the boss of my own body. No way I’m letting it call the shots.

I inch closer, strategizing – jump straight in, or start with just a finger? Maybe a toe? Yeah, a toe sounds good. I’ll start there and then work my way up to the chest.

I glance down at my feet, and for a second, it feels like they’re looking right back at me. And then, out of nowhere, I hear it. My toes, clear as day, say, “Nope, we’re good right here, thanks.” 

I look at an old, crinkled photograph, and in an instant, I'm whisked back – a small child again, cradled in his mother's arms. Her soothing voice fills the room, hushing the world around me. Her gentle sway rocks me, the rhythm like a heartbeat, steady and reassuring.

This glosses over the sound of my elder brother crying in the background, feeling unseen. This forgets how my mother had to quit her job, sacrificing her career to hold her newborn. And this overlooks how I used to wet the bed, leaving me dirtily restless.

It’s strange how time has a way of smoothening out the rough edges of the past, making everything seem just a bit more faultless than it probably was. Yet, this past is so inviting, so alluring, that I find myself longing to live there, in its perfect, untouchable memory.

I've always been captivated by the idea of the world starting over. I picture a raw and primal existence where it's just me against the elements. I imagine waking up to the sound of birds instead of traffic, hunting for food in the forests, and sitting by fires under the starlight.

The world could end in many ways. A massive solar flare might knock out all electronics. There could be a nuclear winter. Perhaps a sudden ice age, a rapidly mutating virus, or an evil artificial intelligence. In each scenario, I see chaos, societies crumbling, and the old world fading away, leaving only those prepared to face the new reality.

My preparations are extensive. Beyond the survival skills learned from Grylls and Irwin, I've trained in governance, learned to fast for days, and adapted to living without technology. I’ve walked thousands of steps daily, ensuring I'm fit for the demands of foraging in a post-apocalyptic world.

But when the end actually comes, it's nothing like anyone would expect. The world changes in an instant. Mid-thought, mid-sentence, everything is interrupted by a sudden, shocking... Splat! Goddamnit, gone in the first wave.

As I hit ‘post,’ a piece of me sails off into the vast ocean of the internet. The immediate aftermath is a rush - the dopamine kicks in. Likes, comments, shares begin to trickle, quickly turning into a blazing stream. It’s exhilarating. Every notification a pat on the back, an affirmation. The world seems to embrace me, my thoughts, my expression. It’s joyful, validating.

But then, misunderstandings breed. Comments turn from complimentary to critical, from disagreeable to downright hateful. I scramble to clarify, to explain - no, that’s not what I meant, that’s not what I said. But the internet is unforgiving, relentless. My intentions, my context, shrink under the growing shadow of the mob’s interpretation.

The situation escalates. Threats come, not just against my persona but against my very being. The digital mob, faceless but omnipresent, feels like it’s at my doorstep. I am hunted, vilified, for words twisted beyond my recognition. And as quickly as it formed, the mob fades, and both our voices, mine and theirs, are lost in the silence.

They're like shadows, always with me, holding my peace of mind hostage. Just a sound, a smell, or a word, and I'm back in those heart-wrenching moments, overwhelmed by fear and doubt.

Regret weighs heavily on me. Why was I there? Why did I make that choice? I should've known better. This regret slowly morphs into anger, an anger that simmers inside me. It's directed at others for not preventing my mistake, at the world for not being what I needed, but mostly, at myself.

But letting go isn't about forgetting; it's about accepting. Accepting that the past happened and that the past cannot be changed. Accepting that that the lessons I've learned are tools for etching a better future, not for altering the past. And accepting that redemption comes from making amends that let my conscience proudly proclaim, "I am good, so let the world judge as it must."

I'm writing to you from a place that's kind of tough, but I keep thinking about what our life is like in the future. Are you the strong, amazing person I dream about? Have you carried the weight of everyone’s expectations?

You know, I say ‘no’ a lot. I don't eat my favorite foods, I skip fun things, and I don't buy stuff I really want. Because I want to make sure you – we – are okay in the future. They say giving it time helps with compounding, with escaping the cycle of the mediocrity once and for all.

Sometimes, I really question if the sacrifices are worth it. Everyone around me seems to be living in the now, enjoying life. But I'm always telling myself it's for a good reason. And that it’s on me to improve things for those who will follow.

I hold onto the hope that there will be time for my happiness in the future, a time after fulfilling my duties as a son, a husband, and a father. Then, you and I can begin building a bridge to a new place, a place we’ve never seen, but have always longed to explore.

”Everything happens for a reason,” I tell myself, trying to inject some hope into the echo of bad news.

”I'll be stronger because of this,” I continue, my voice growing firmer with conviction. The thought that this mishap is actually a blessing in disguise is strangely comforting.

The line between what really happened and the story I've spun blurs. “In a way, I’m grateful for this mistake,” I finally tell myself, fully immersed in my self-spun tale.

Body: "See that cake, brain? We need to eat it right this instant! What if this is our last chance for food? We could actually starve! This is crucial, a matter of life or death – eat it NOW.”

Brain: “Hold on, body. Are you really concerned about running out of food? Check this out – I have an app that can order any food, from anywhere in the world, soufflé or sushi is literally minutes away. You're still operating on an ancient scarcity mindset. You act as though we're in a prehistoric wilderness, foraging for berries and roots. But times have changed. Thanks to the Industrial Revolution, a tiny fraction of Earth's land is enough to cultivate food for billions of people. It’s a remarkable triumph of human innovation.”

Body: [Burps with satisfaction.]

His shiny new car, my latest tech toy; his promotion, my job switch. Every move demands a countermove.

I’m not sure about where I’m going, and I suspect he doesn’t have a clue either. So we both look at each other, engaged in this silent dance, each cautiously making sure no one gets too far ahead. It’s a cycle of watching, mimicking, and one-upping. 

Our lives become a relentless pursuit, not of happiness, but of parity. Envy serves as a shortcut, guiding us to what’s valuable. If the other desires it, surely it holds some worth?

My day at work starts with a bang. There’s a big shake-up in office politics. I chuckle, imagining her reaction, knowing she’s as clued into this saga as I am. She’s great at guessing why people do things, like a detective.

Lunchtime brings a text from my best friend, another chapter in his tumultuous love life. I read it, already drafting the story in my mind for our evening conversation. Her insights on these matters are always sharp, often hilariously so.

In the evening, I stumble across a video on social media. It’s one of those videos that’s so ridiculously stupid it’s hilarious. I chuckle quietly, tempted to share it with her right away. But I decide to wait, wanting to see her reaction in person.

I gather moments like a bird collecting morsels, each one a small treasure to bring back to her. As I walk through the door, there she is, my wife, my partner in everything. And as we laugh and talk, I find myself eager for tomorrow, ready to get back out there and hunt for more treasure.

I stand outside the bathroom, nervously tapping my feet. She's been in there for what feels like an eternity. I try to distract myself by examining the pattern on the tiles, tracing the lines with my eyes until they blur.

Finally, the door creaks open. She steps out, her eyes glistening with unshed tears and a small, hopeful smile tugging at her lips. She's holding a pregnancy test. The result is clear, even from where I stand. We're going to have a baby!

As I stand there stunned, a debate rages in my mind. "Language, definitely early on," I think. "Their brain is more plastic then, they'll pick it up easily." The vision of a polyglot child forms in my mind, seamlessly switching between languages, a citizen of the world.

But what about their career path? Science or commerce? The internal discussion intensifies. "Science is the key to the future," I assert to myself. "With science, they can really make a difference, tackle the world’s most pressing problems head-on.” I imagine them in a lab coat, peering into a microscope, or standing on a stage, presenting groundbreaking research.

Then commerce whispers its siren call. "But commerce offers stability, financial success," another part of me argues. "They could be a leader in business, allocating the world’s resources and shaping economies." The image of a confident, sharp-suited individual negotiating deals flashes before me.

I bounce between these futures, as this barely multicellular organism, not yet fully formed, already carries the weight of his father's expectations, perhaps even the world's. 

As I meticulously scan another nutrition label, I can't help but feel a sense of pride. Living a health-conscious life has become my second nature. Every item that goes into my cart is low-carb, high in protein, and bursting with essential macro nutrients. It's a well-oiled machine, this body of mine, running on the finest fuels.

Until my eyes land on the bakery section. There it is, in all its forbidden glory - a freshly baked chocolate cake, its icing glistening under the store lights. My heart skips a beat, and for a moment, I stand transfixed. The memories of carefree indulgence, the melt-in-your-mouth sensation, flood my senses.

My hand reaches out, almost of its own accord, and before I realize it, the cake is sitting in my cart. At home, each bite is a rebellion against my regimented life, a plunge into forgotten pleasures. The rich, sweet taste of chocolate overwhelms me, a reminder of a world I’ve denied myself.

As I sit there, staring at the empty plate, the guilt begins to overshadow the satisfaction. The disciplined part of me demands a solution, a way to ‘undo’ this lapse. So, I promise myself that tomorrow is a new day, a fresh start, as I toss the empty cake box on a growing pile of identical boxes.

You had so much potential, you know? Realizing it could have changed all our lives. But here I go again, calling you selfish for not living up to that potential. I guess that's a bit selfish of me too.

I hate that I don’t miss you. I feel like I should, but the feeling just isn't there. It’s like time is eroding the memory of you, stripping away the details until there’s barely anything left.

Mum's been incredible, though. She's got this bravery about her, something she must have gotten from you. I'm there for her, but honestly, she doesn't need much. She's strong, fiercely independent. I help where I can, but she's mostly got it covered.

I’ve got some of your traits, you know. That quick temper, always jumping the gun. But I calm down fast too, just like you. It’s like every time I look in the mirror, I see more of you.

I want you to know, I love you. Maybe I didn't show it enough, maybe I couldn't. But it's there. So, rest easy. And you‘re forgiven, if that's what you were looking for. And if not, well, that's okay too. Just thought you’d want to hear from your favorite son.

The world wasn’t fair, I knew that. I knew that the invisible societal structures weren’t designed to benefit me. I broke the rules, not out of malice, but out of a deep-seated belief that the system was flawed, that it needed someone to challenge it. My rebellion was my armor, my way of carving out a space for myself in a world that seemed to have no place for me.

But the less I rebelled, the more I ascended, because managing a system efficiently needs cooperation, adherence to rules, and respect for the chain of command. These are the pillars that keep everything stable, and they leave no room for a rebellion.

Now, I’m a part of the establishment. Those who feel marginalized look at me with disdain. I stand here, a symbol of the system I sought to overturn – once a rebel, now a person of interest in the next cycle of rebellion.

I can picture it so clearly: all my friends huddled around the ultra high-definition TV, laughing and cheering. We're lounging on plush, cushioned seats, the latest console glowing in the corner. I can hear the collective gasps, see the fists pumping, feel the breaths held.

So, I swipe my card, and it arrives. But the friends, the laughter, those nights – they don’t. There’s just me, sitting alone, the TV quiet, the controller silent. I bought hope – a vision of a fulfilling life – but received something incomplete.

Yet that hope, it’s stubborn. So, I hop back online, scrolling and searching. Believing that maybe this time, the promise in the ad will be fulfilled. That top-of-the-line speakers with earth-shattering sound will fill the gap between the life I have and the life they promised.

I run, my breath ragged, heart pounding. Every turn I take, they're there. I can't see their face clearly, but their presence is unmistakable.

I duck, swerve, and twist, trying to lose them. Their eyes, void of emotion, follow my every move. It's like they're not just looking at me, but through me, seeing something I can't understand.

I make a quick turn, hoping to throw them off, but as I glance back, there's another one. Just like the first, they watch me with the same eerie, unblinking stare. What do they want? Why won't they leave me alone?

Finally, I can't take it anymore. I abandon my shopping cart and rush towards the exit, away from pesky sales attendants.

“If this is the end, why can’t it be quick?” I wonder out loud, my nose running like a leaky faucet. “Please,” I whisper to no one in particular, hoping for some relief from the blanket of ick. 

“I won’t neglect my health again,” I whisper to the fortress of tissues. 

Soup, steam, sleep, repeat.

“I’ll turn things around,” I assure the soothing soup. 

Soup, steam, sleep, repeat. 

“I’ll look after myself,” I promise the hovering steam.

And then, the cold lets go! I’ve scared it away with my promises, and as it disappears, so do the promises. I’ve set them aside safely, just in case the cold dares to return. 

"Getting that promotion isn’t just about ticking off tasks; it’s about changing the game," my boss says, eyeing me as if to underline every word. "You're diligent, you're committed, but it's about more than just hard work. It's about influence, about inspiring the team."

I soak in his words, trying to hide the disappointment. 'Be the glue that binds everything together,' he advises, 'and think bigger.'

I shuffle from his office to the conference room, the sting of unfulfilled ambition trailing behind me. My subordinate sits up straight, eyes wide with anticipation. "You've got the hard work down," I say confidently, "but leading is about influence, about inspiring the team, not just checking boxes."

"To get to that next level, you've got to be the glue," I continue, "and, you know, think bigger."

"Hello," he says. "Very good morning."

Grr. Another spam call. I slam ‘end call’ with the force of a thousand suns. I want it to hurt, but I feel no satisfaction. I’m sure he’s already calling the next victim.

I’m left there wondering, why would a phone call make me second-guess my entire life plan and want a “three-bedroom with a view”?

But then I wonder—what about him, the vile spammer?

Dial—pitch—disconnect.

Dial—pitch—disconnect.

Dial—pitch—disconnect.

Man, he’s stuck in here with me. We're not the players; we're the pawns, and we're both being played! My perspective shifts as my heart swells with empathy.

And then the phone rings. “Hello, are you interested in a three-bedroom with…” No. It’s him. That bastard.

Doctor, lawyer, or engineer. Spoiled for choice, pint-sized me daydreamed all the super cool adventures he would go on as an adult.

In a crisp white coat, I’d be the doc handing out band-aids and curing cancer. Or maybe, I’d be a superhero-lawyer, standing against injustice everywhere. Ooh, or a race-car engineer making the zoomiest, flashiest cars that go vroom-vroom!

Snap, I'm all grown up. Back in my chair, stuck in an oversized Zoom call. Someone made a funny joke. I laughed, but oops… my mic was off. I tap ‘unmute’ and laugh again. A bit late, but hey, at least I made some noise.

Funny cat video. Ah, that’s cute. Swipe.

There’s that influencer again. Latest skincare ritual. Swipe.

A dance mix. Feet tapping unconsciously. Swipe.

My friend sent a meme, something about...who cares? Double tap. Heart it.

Text from best friend: "Had a really rough day. Can we talk?" Swipe.

Notification: "Anniversary Reminder." Oh, another year gone. Swipe.

DM from brother: "Been months since we spoke. Are you okay?" Seen, but... Swipe.

Message from daughter: "First day of college pic!" She's growing so fast. Swipe.

Text from wife: "I've packed my bags. Hope it was worth it." Unpleasant. Swipe.

“If I could go back in time and change one thing, I’d be on top of the world.”

The thrill of that thought is intoxicating. Because on the golden path, life is fantastic. I’m always in the right place at the right time saying the right things to the right people.

But, what if it’s a trap? What if, in chasing an idealized version of myself, I am underestimating the me that exists right now? The things I call mistakes might be stepping stones towards becoming someone worthwhile. And there is no guarantee that the current me is any less valuable than a potential me.

I am not going to trade it all for a ghost, an idea. The path I am on right now has its own lessons, its own victories. I will own them. Because what I have is not a result of the paths I took, but also the ones I did not.

I see food on my plate, a roof over my head, and pride in my mother’s eyes. But, it will get taken away. I know it will all get taken away.

So, I shake my fist at the boogeyman of misfortune and I scream, “I am not afraid!”

But, I am afraid. Misfortune last struck when I was a wee little boy, but I’m sure it’s still chasing me.

“What will you take next?”, I demand, as I keep running, running towards never having enough.

I’ve been telling myself all day: “I can do it. I should do it.” It’s on today's list. But who would really know if it got pushed?

I’ll probably do it better when I’m fully into it anyway. “Relax,” I tell myself. “You’ve got time.”

Then, a sudden surge of motivation strikes. "Come on, boyo! You're not one to back down. You're the go-getter. Always have been." The pep talk is convincing. No more delays. No more excuses. It's time, baby.

Fired up, I sit down, grab a pen, and write on my to-do list for tomorrow: "Do it first thing in the morning!" There, I'm committed. Tomorrow, it's happening. The satisfaction is overwhelming.

I creep towards the door. "Here we go, the big reveal!" My hand grasps the cold handle, a shiver of anticipation running down my spine.

The fridge door swings open—ta-da!

‘You’ve got to be kidding me,’ I think, my hopes deflating like a sad balloon after a birthday party. ‘Hello again,’ the half-empty juice carton seems to say. The lightbulb overhead casts a harsh spotlight on the barren wasteland of leftovers. I shut the fridge and walk away, sealing in my disappointment.

But then, a sly smirk carves itself onto my face. ‘What if?’ The greatest question of human curiosity. Maybe, just maybe, in the nanoseconds since the fridge closed, a transformation took place. A celestial turnover. An interdimensional delivery service of snacks.

I rush back and fling open the fridge again, with a flourish of ridiculous hope, fully expecting a feast fit for a king.

Leg day. The mere thought sends shivers down my spine. "Legs of steel," I whisper, rallying my spirits. "Let's forge them."

The squat rack stands like a medieval torture device. I brace myself. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger," I chant, descending into each squat and wondering if I'll rise. But like a phoenix, I rise every time.

Lunges follow, each step a testament to endurance. "No pain, no gain," I gasp, envisioning my legs as emerging pillars of steel.

At last, it's over, and I'm soaked with the sweat of effort. “I am invincible!” I cry out, raising a fist in triumph. Then, head held high, I make my exit, stumbling towards the door, clutching the railing for dear life.

"Are you aligned?" A group of suited figures launch into the trivialities as if they're deciding the fate of the universe.

"Sure, but are you aligned?" comes the snappy retort, infusing a sense of urgency into the conversation.

"And how about that? Are you aligned with his alignment?" The word 'alignment' bounces around like a hot potato no one wants to drop.

"I'm so aligned I'm practically a protractor," boasts another, puffing up with pride over this insignificant conquest.

I seize my moment, clearing my throat with intention. "Well, I believe—"

"Outstanding input!" my boss cuts in before I even stake my claim.

And just like that, everyone’s aligned. “I’m really good at this,” I think, as the conference call dissolves into a frenzy of self-congratulatory banter and feverish note-taking.

“Ding! Ding! Ding!” The alarm went off early today and my heart skipped a beat. Flight day! I was up and calling a cab before I could even rub the sleep from my eyes. The cab ride to the airport felt longer than usual. I kept checking the time every other minute, half-worried I wouldn’t make it.

At the airport, there was that familiar rush of people. My bag, stuffed to the brim, tipped the scales a bit too much. A bit of a puzzle, moving things around, but it’s all part of the journey, isn’t it?

Going through security was easy this time—off with the belt, empty my pockets, and pull out the laptop. Usually, I beep and they check me all over, but not today. I walked through with no beeps. It felt like I won a little game.

Then came the walk to the boarding gate. Passed by a dozen shops, a world in miniature behind glass windows, everything just a bit pricier than outside. I made sure to stuff myself since they don’t give out snacks on the plane anymore.

An hour later, I was already onboard. I paid extra so I could get the window seat next to the toilet.

As the engines rev up, I can’t help but feel this deep, wide-eyed awe at how clever we are, how we've turned what was once impossible into just another day. It’s human innovation in action. Here we go!

"Come on, sleep. Just...sleep,” I murmur to myself. Tensing every muscle, trying to relax.

"Maybe flipping the pillow to the cool side will help?” I think, doing just that.

"Am I thirsty?"

I look for the water bottle and I curse, "Damn it, the bottle's empty." I walk to the kitchen and chug a bottle.

"Oh great, now I need to pee. Of course."

Returning to bed, I pick up the phone and flip through Reels.

Hours pass. It’s already morning. This is ridiculous. Frustration bubbles up and I just… resign.

“Fine, I’ll just stay awake,” I exclaim as I stare at the ceiling. And instantly fall asleep.

“Eye on the ball,” I remind myself. My living room transforms into the pitch, and I can smell the grass, feel the sun. I’m in my lucky spot, imaginary bat in hand, as the pacer begins his run-up.

"Footwork’s the key," I coach myself, the bowler's every step matching the beat of my heart. I can hear the distant cheers, my shadow cast long against the flicker of the TV.

As the bowler’s arm comes over, time stretches. “And… now,” I whisper fiercely, pivoting on the spot. My arms cut through the air, I swing with all my might—“thwack!”

There’s a split second of silence, a breath held in a million chests. And it’s broken by the crackling voice of the commentator, "It's high, it’s far... it's a six!"

The stadium erupts. The uproar from the crowd engulfs me in my fortress of solitude. Slumping back in my chair, I can't help but grin, "Did it again, didn't I?"

My ancestors heard a leaf move and ran for their lives, not knowing whether it was the wind or a lurking tiger. For them, safety was a clear-cut concept – escape danger, find shelter, survive. 

But now, it's different, more complicated, less about what’s out there and more about what’s inside. 

Me? I feel safe when I look at my bank balance and see that I'm not going broke. I look at my family, at their smiles and their happiness, and I’m good. I call my best friend, share a joke, laugh until my belly aches, and in that moment, the world feels right.

But then, colleagues get promotions, friends buy houses, strangers go on vacations, and I feel... unsafe. Their realized potential mirrors my insecurities. Because in the modern jungle, there are no lurking tigers, only unrealized potential.

First of the month. “What’s up, Richie Rich?” I joke to myself, staring at the salary credited text.

“A new phone? Maybe a bigger TV?” I wonder, but then settle on upgrading my laptop—a necessity, I convince myself, for someone as ‘professional’ as me.

Then the texts start rolling in. Rent due, EMI due, bills due. Numbers, dates, due, due, due. Each demands its pound of flesh. And amidst this, "Ma and Pa," I reflect, "they've done so much." No second thoughts there—I key in the figure to send back home.

Finally, I check my balance again. I then pick up my phone and call my best friend, “Hey, can you lend me a few bucks for groceries? Just till the end of the month.”

“Those day traders won’t know what hit them,” I tell my reflection with a determined nod. I’m pumped, ready for the kill. The charts gleam. First trade, I pounce, and it nosedives. “That’s just mean,” I mutter, shaking my head—it’s just a bad start.

I lock onto the next chart. It’s inching up. Got to be the one. I buy and then it crashes, bouncing back the instant it hits my stop loss. “You’re kidding!” I splutter, a manic giggle escaping.

I’m not beaten. Not yet. Another trade, fingers crossed. I hit buy, and it tanks, mocking me by rising right after my exit. “What’s the game?” I scream at the screen, feeling the burn of betrayal.

Here's the final gamble, my make-or-break moment. Everything I have, it’s all riding on this. My hands are shaking, my vision blurs, and I feel myself swaying.

Then, the power cuts. Darkness. When the lights flicker back, the stock has soared, but—I never hit confirm. I let out a visceral scream, “Aaaaaaah!”

I plop down at the restaurant, my stomach’s making all sorts of noises, and I go through the menu. “Yup, yup, yup,” I’m thinking, ‘cause everything looks amazing. I’m ready to feast.

Waiters come and go, each one looking like they might be bringing my order. I sit up a little, “Here we go!” But nope, they turn away, not a dish for me.

Everyone else is eating, and I'm so hungry I'm half-tempted to lean over and ask for a bite. Staying polite is getting harder by the second.

Then finally, here he comes. This has to be it. Our eyes meet, it’s a bit weird, like we both know something’s up. And then he stops, gives me this look, and asks, “Are you ready to order?”

“Are you coming?" My friends are all asking. They're getting ready to head out, waiting for me to say I'll be there soon. But I just shake my head and text back, "Nah, you guys go ahead."

I'm not sure why I'm playing hard to get. Maybe I like the idea of them missing me. I sit back on my sofa, the TV on, but I'm not really watching it. "I'm better off chilling at home," I tell myself. 

As the night creeps by, their pictures keep coming. I scoff at their grins and the way they seem to be enjoying every moment. None of them has stopped to think about me again, have they? That’s fine. Really, it’s fine.

Maybe I’ll show up unexpectedly, just to see their faces drop with guilt. Or maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll just let them wonder all night why I didn’t grace them with my presence. They’ll know they messed up when they see I never showed!

"First!" I announce to the empty office chairs, a small victory to start the day. It’s going to be a good one, I can feel it.

My keyboard goes tap-tap-tap. “They’re going to be wowed,” I say to myself, as I beam at the progress on my screen.

The day winds down, everyone’s gone, but I’m still here. Last man standing, nothing new.

Then the phone buzzes. "Come see me," reads the boss's message. My stomach does flips. Promotion? Finally!

I walk to the boss’s office, noticing the door slightly open. “HR’s here too? Wow, they’re rolling out the red carpet.”

My phone buzzes again—logged out? “Huh, I’ll look into that later,” I mumble, my mind racing ahead to the big moment.

Hand on the doorknob, I take a deep breath. I grin as I push the door open, ready to step into the next chapter of my career.

Another year, another birthday. Honestly, the whole thing feels kind of stupid. People making a fuss because the calendar says I’m a year older. I glance at my phone, dreading the well-wishes.

Don't need any of that fuss. Grown-ups shouldn't be all caught up in birthday stuff. Birthdays are for kids. What’s it even matter? It’s not like the earth pauses in its orbit to celebrate me. I scoff when friends ask what the plan is. “Plan? What’s there to plan?” I laugh it off.

As I’m about to call it a night, my door bursts open. "Surprise!" they all yell, room exploding with noise, color, and familiar faces.

I can't stop this smile spreading across my face, this warmth bubbling up inside. I'm just utterly, completely happy. “This is the best day ever!” I yell back.

My inner voice is usually kind. It reassures me that I'm good enough and, when things don't go as planned, makes up a fictional story where I'm the hero. Usually.

Unusually, the voice becomes an agent of chaos. It spirals, highlighting every flaw, real or imagined. "You're a fraud," it whispers, a sinister undertone in its taunt. "They're going to find out," it continues, "and when they do, they're going to tear you apart." This voice isn’t just negative – it's a vortex of fear and self-loathing that pulls me in.

I’ve realized, then, that my harshest critic isn’t you, it’s me. The cruel words you hurl at me pale in comparison to the vile things I say to myself.

And therefore, the greatest act of courage isn’t in confronting the world, but in facing myself. In looking into the mirror of the deepest parts of my soul and still choosing to speak words of kindness.